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Scary Cat Toy

Scary Cat Toy

Finally, a stuffed animal for everyone who always wished one of their stuffed animals would get possessed by a demon like some '80s movie! Feisty Pets is a new line of plush stuffed animals with hidden buttons that turn their…

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Unique Stocking Stuffers

EXCLUSIVE: Unique Stocking Stuffers

Don't sweat the small stuff! As always, drunkMall has you fully covered for the holidays. You could even think of us like an insurance policy for gift ideas! Last week, we showed you how to take the power in to…

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Plush Squirrel

Plush Squirrel

Squirrels are so cute. They're total assholes, for sure. But they're cute. Some people out there have managed to make loving house pets out of exceptionally friendly squirrels but that's a difficult task and not recommended. So if you just…

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Remote Control Centipede

Remote Control Centipede

There are two kinds of people in this world. The first kind of person is the one who hasn't seen that video of a giant Asian forest centipede (which looks a lot like this toy) dragging a white mouse down…

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Prank Tongue

Prank Tongue

The secret to a really good prank is 95% normalcy. As long as 95% of any situation is absolutely normal, then you can really work within that other 5% of WTF to get some great reactions from people. Here we…

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Spider Dog Costume

Spider Dog Costume

Spider dog, spider dog, does whatever, a spider dog does... Okay the theme song needs work but look at how cute this pet costume is! Give your dog what he's always wanted this Halloween: 8 legs and googly eyes! Huh?…

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Apple -> Fart Scented Prank Candle

Apple -> Fart Scented Prank Candle

Fall is just around the corner and we all know what that means. The leaves will change, fire pits across America will start to see more use and pumpkin spice everything will start flying off the shelves. That's right, fall is basically…

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Cheap Lionel Richie Mask

Cheap Lionel Richie Mask

Lionel Richie has one of the most warm and kind public personas of anyone in the music business. That makes this weird, cheap mask of his face with its cutout eyes all the more disturbing by contrast. It's like some…

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Loaded Dice

Loaded Dice

Gambling with a pair of loaded dice is a really good way to lose a thumb, if any of you feel like you've got one thumb too many. A set of fixed dice is one of those things you see…

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Geriatric Training Dummy

Geriatric Training Dummy

You're looking at a practice mannequin designed to help caregiver trainees learn the best methods to perform various tasks on very old people, like inserting hearing aids and checking blood pressure. Now you've probably already noticed that the doll is anatomically…

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The Most Annoying Teddy Bear Ever

The Most Annoying Teddy Bear Ever

No, it's not the most annoying teddy bear ever because of how cute and innocent it looks. (Though, that is super obnoxious.) It's The Most Annoying Teddy Bear Ever because it plays "Happy Birthday" when you press a button on…

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Banana Flasher Plush Doll

Banana Flasher Plush Doll

Don't let this banana anywhere near the teddy bears! If one bad apple spoils the whole bunch, we don't even want to think about what might happen if this bad banana gets its hands on the cutesy dolls... Bananas are definitely…

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