skip to Main Content
MENU/SEARCH
Vagina Butterfly Pillow

Vagina Butterfly Pillow

Yeah, it's hilarious but wait a minute before you show this to a friend. Of course we'd love a million billion people to see this post but that may not be what's best for you. What may be best for…

View Post
Sun and Moon Plushies

Sun and Moon Plushies

Space is the place! Do you ever just, like, look up? Most people reading this right now live in major cities... (Yeah, we pay attention to demographic info of web traffic. You don't have to get all Alex Jones about…

View Post
The Wave Body Pillowcase

The Wave Body Pillowcase

Got a body pillow? Pretty awkward thing to keep around the house, huh? It's some pillow that's way too long and probably just one plain color, sitting around on your couch. But it doesn't have to be! There's apparently a…

View Post
Bill Murray Fan Art

BEST OF: Bill Murray Fan Art!

Bill Murray is the man. If anyone can be called a living legend, it is this man. Bill Murray has always been the coolest, from the very beginning. Somewhere in the '90s, hipsters acted like they discovered him, which is…

View Post
Glamping for Social Media 101

OUTDOORS: Glamping for Social Media 101!

Everyone who likes camping already knows how to camp. This one is for everyone who is very much not in the "camping demographic" but understands that variety is the spice of a highly produced public persona used on social media…

View Post
Bok Choy Pillow

Bok Choy Pillow

Other cabbages must hate bok choy, right? Regular cabbages are all stupid and round. Even a perfect head of napa cabbage is just like a stretched out head of regular cabbage. But bok choy is all like "oh do you…

View Post
Summer Vacation

ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation

In one week it will officially be summer. If you're doing your life correctly then that means at least one journey should be in your near future, even if you aren't still in school or teaching at one. Whether you…

View Post
Donut Binge

SUGAR RUSH: Donut Binge

National Doughnut Day was last week, which is pretty cute as far as made-up holidays go. Like this isn't America all of the sudden? This country RUNS on doughnuts, people! You want to know how important doughnuts are? Go type…

View Post
Weighted Comfort Blanket

Weighted Comfort Blanket

Have you ever considered spending $200 on a blanket? Well, you might be reaching for your wallet here in a minute because wait until you get the scoop on the Gravity blanket. Sitting at over $3 million funding on Kickstarter…

View Post
Mother's Day for Bad Kids

GIFT GUIDE: Mother’s Day for Bad Kids

Congratulations, you forgot Mother's Day again. It's not like your mom needs anything from you, right? She only lugged you around inside of her body for most of a year and then managed to keep you alive for another 18…

View Post
Shark and Mermaid Blankets

Shark and Mermaid Blankets

There are two types of people in this world and today we've got a blanket for each of them! You got your shark people. You got your mermaid people. It's that simple. Some people have both a shark person and…

View Post
Non-Evil Monkey Pillows

Non-Evil Monkey Pillows

First thing's first, these monkey pillows are not evil. They're not. Anyone who looks at these throw pillows and tells you there's evil involved, well, they can't prove that in court. And who would even want to do that when…

View Post