Yeah, Christmas is cool.
But have you ever had pizza?!
Pizza is so real. Pizza should have its own holiday!
There’s plenty of Christmas to go around – why not slice out a piece of the day to give pizza some recognition?
Really all you’ve gotta do is acquire one of these “MERRY CRUSTMAS” sweaters and, you know, where the dang thing to places where there will be other humans who may possible have experienced the wondrous benefits and effects of pizza in their very own lives…
Trust us, you walk in to the right room wearing this sweater and you won’t even have to think about how to bring the topic of conversation around to pizza. They’ll just see that sweater and know you’re the person to hit up for a stimulating conversation regarding the best food of all time.
[Of course, if this isn’t your style then you may want to see drunkMall’s Not So Ugly Christmas Sweater gift guide for some more options that are out there!]