Shark and Mermaid Blankets
There are two types of people in this world and today we've got a blanket for each of them! You got your shark people. You got your mermaid people. It's that simple. Some people have both a shark person and…
Gradient Puzzle
Puzzle fiends are always on the lookout for a new challenge... Today we've got quite a confounding jigsaw puzzle for you! There is no image to guide you towards where pieces should go. In fact, there aren't even any hard…
Squirrel Neck Pillow
There's nothing fun about having a stiff neck from falling asleep in an awkward position during a travel nap. Use a neck pillow! This cute travel pillow looks like a squirrel with the big bushy tail serving as the actual…
Fringe Disco Jacket
Where to even start with this amazing DISCO jacket... There's so much going on here. First of all, their starting point looks inspired by those '70s polyester baseball jackets you see coaches wearing when it's cold enough outside for their…
Welcome Bitches Mat
Let all your bitches know they're in the right place with a unique welcome mat! Not everyone has bitches. But everyone with any use for a welcome mat does have bitches and should always be acquiring new bitches. Therefore it…
Wake Up Mug
Caffeine is a hell of a drug. But also, life is Hell without caffeine. So embrace the daily cycle of withdrawal and fixing that comes with any addiction worth the price of admission! Yeah, you'll wake up every day feeling…
GIFT GUIDE: Horsin’ Around
The Kentucky Derby - which is a superb excuse to get drunk, wear funny clothes and win or lose various sums of money while yelling at running horses - goes down this weekend. It's a truly great American tradition, as…
Fuck a Job Socks
Embrace non-employment by wearing a pair of socks with a curse word on them! Maybe you're retired or "self-employed" or an Internet celebrity. You could even have won the life lottery and been born to mega-rich parents, forgoing the need…
Non-Evil Monkey Pillows
First thing's first, these monkey pillows are not evil. They're not. Anyone who looks at these throw pillows and tells you there's evil involved, well, they can't prove that in court. And who would even want to do that when…
Girls Girls Girls Patch
Girls, girls, girls! It's like magic... When you see those words, hear those words, say those words - it usually means a good time! You could be headed to a hole-in-the-wall strip club with great drink specials. Maybe there's a…
Inflatable Bath Pillow Phone Holder
Japan. Always coming up with creative solutions for problems nobody else realized they even had. The funny thing about it is that once you see the solution, you realize you totally have that freakin' problem. That's this situation, right here.…
Light Up Choker
Stop wondering if anyone can see your perfect choker in the dark club! With a simple-to-use on/off switch, you can illuminate the current trendiest neck accessory whenever you like. The picture up there does look pretty rad and you should…