Travel to new galaxies of deliciousness with a hand from your favorite Vulcan! "Live Long and Prosper" is pretty vague advice, as is all the best advice. You can make it mean whatever you want really. Because what's "prosper" after…
The world has been infected by 50 Shades of You-Know-What but we found the cure: 9 Shades of Costanza! Scenes of passion, romance, dominance and taboo - you'll find none of that here. George Costanza is the antidote to the…
Well, winter finally came... Which means spring is right around the corner and you know what that means! April showers are coming, it is known. Be prepared for the coming storms and shield yourself from the rain with a Longclaw…
Walking around with a big screen TV in your pocket ain't no big deal, kids - this is 2017! The Cube is a mere 2 inches on every side, yet it projects up to 120 inches of display! That's a…
Of all the fucks in all the world, Janice in Accounting gives the least. Like, if it's possible for there to be a black hole of giving a fuck then that black hole exists in the form of a human…
Forget Sherlock Holmes. (Sorry, tumblr.) Columbo is the greatest detective in fiction. Rather than walk around showing off a superhuman intellect and talent for deductive reason, right there for everyone to see, Columbo always kept it close to the vest. And…
Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…
Beam yourself up to the next galaxy of Star Trek fandom! This bottle opener is modeled after the NCC-1201 United Space Ship Enterprise from the original Star Trek television series. Trekkies everywhere are opening bottles with this church key style opener. You…
At this point, it looks like The Ministry of Silly Walks may find work in the current administration any day now... Whether or not that ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT comedy sketch from Monty Python becomes a reality in modern American politics, it…
Fans of immature 90s cartoons will remember that Beavis and Butthead "worked" at a fast food joint called Burger World. That ain't a real place but you can still rep it with flair wearing this Burger World snapback hat! Make…
If there's an empty place, ya need to fill that space... Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! That's a song we made up just now about people who have jackets and backpacks with patches all over them but probably enough room…
Something about seeing actors indulge in a vice onscreen makes that vice seem like the best thing you could do with your body in this life. Don't believe that? Fine. Watch basically any movie about criminals while you're trying to quit smoking…