It's getting closer and closer to the year 2017. Here's a list of things we thought we'd have by now but we don't have: hoverboards (shut up, those things weren't hoverboards) time machines instant pizzas self-drying clothing flying cars like…
Use the force of electricity to charge several devices at once! Phones, iPods, L.E.D. shoes, vibrators... It seems like everything that holds a charge these days pulls the juice in through a USB connector. At a certain point, there just…
Donnie Darko happened long ago enough that this is now basically just a scary rabbit costume. Unless, like, kids are still watching Donnie Darko? That doesn't seem likely though because there would be 6 awful sequels by now if the…
Have you ever wondered what types of alcohol every Star Wars character would drink? No? Just us? Well, fine, but we've always imagined that Chewbacca would be a beer drinker. He's so big and hairy, like a biker or something. It's…
These pins are out of this world! It seems like every movie about aliens coming to Earth thinks the aliens will either be coldly murderous and want to exterminate the human race or some breed of space hippies trying to…
Here's a pretty great reminder that things could always be worse... drunkMall recommends all home furnishing decisions be made with either practicality or inspiration in mind. Whether we're talking Pink Floyd posters, a nun sucking off a unicorn horn or a…
You don't have to be an avatar of pure evil badassery to look as cool as a supervillain! Agent Smith from The Matrix series has always been one of the best dressed bad guys around. Sharp suits accessorized with sunglasses…
All the BS aside, everyone can agree that Slimer is one disgusting but lovable ghost blob. He's smelly and rude but damned if he doesn't know how to have a good time! Giving the Ghostbusters one of their first jobs…
Heavy! Fans of Back to the Future (or '80s American kitsch in general) are freaking out over this rug right now. This rug is everything right now. It doesn't take a mad scientist traveling through time to tell you that it…
If Han Solo had been born in the year 1995, you know he'd be a fuckboy right now. Hanging out in a brightly colored snapback with non-prescription eyeglasses, spending cash he earned smuggling counterfeit iPhones on $2 cans of Tecate…
"I find your lack of Star Wars merchandise disturbing..." Seriously, did anyone notice how pedal-to-the-metal they went with licensing Star Wars out for consumer merchandise for this last movie? Some people were acting like it's always been that way with the…
Sushi, the final frontier! This kit has everything you need to enjoy sushi except the food. "But drunkMall, that's just a wooden sushi plank with the U.S.S. Enterprise on it." Look closer! Those blue warp beams are really chop sticks!…