Brush off your Surfer Slang Thesaurus because it's Turtle Time, baby! drunkMall's legal team has advised us to point out that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is well within the realm of interest for adults of legal drinking age and therefore drunk…
Frankenberry lip balm - so delicious that it's spooky! If you were lucky enough to have parents who understood that your baby teeth were just going to fall out anyway, you may be familiar with Frankenberry cereal. It's one of the…
Condiments are like a life insurance policy on any meal. Whether you effed up another cooking attempt at home or just paid too many dollars for a lackluster burger, chances are good that there's a bottle of something or other…
Yo, sweet lips! People say lip balm is an addiction and they say that about the boring stuff... So please be careful with these flavors because they're some of the tastiest and most iconic flavors in existence, ones most of…
It gets more difficult to justify eating french fries every year. Like, it's bad for you. Duh. Everybody gets that. But just about everything that's worth doing is "bad" for you and we do it anyway. The real problem is…
Hoo hoo! Cinnamon roll-flavored lip balm has got to be so good... We honestly try not to post a lot of the lip balms that get sent our way because we know how it is with lip balm people. We're…
And just like that, life is sweet again! Ok, here’s the dangerous thing about the fact that we just posted cupcake flavored lip balm. People are going to click it and see all of other magical things that are cupcake…
When it comes to novelty bacon items, it can go two ways: really good or really bad… Either this lip balm tastes and smells exactly like delicious bacon, causing you to look forward to waking up every morning and slathering…