For when you're absolutely obsessed with every aspect of your cute and perverted life being on brand: it's pink pussy rolling papers! The actual papers are white. In fact, there's nothing really special or different about the rolling papers themselves.…
Here, kitty kitty! Regular customers of Japanese-owned businesses will probably recognize this style of cat. You often see similar statues near the entrance of these places because the maneki-neko is believed to bring good luck. The meaning of the raised paw…
The Kentucky Derby - which is a superb excuse to get drunk, wear funny clothes and win or lose various sums of money while yelling at running horses - goes down this weekend. It's a truly great American tradition, as…
First thing's first, these monkey pillows are not evil. They're not. Anyone who looks at these throw pillows and tells you there's evil involved, well, they can't prove that in court. And who would even want to do that when…
Girls, girls, girls! It's like magic... When you see those words, hear those words, say those words - it usually means a good time! You could be headed to a hole-in-the-wall strip club with great drink specials. Maybe there's a…
We've got a new contender for cutest keychain of all time! Edamame is one of the most fun foods to eat and this keychain recreates the experience for you to play with whenever you get bored. You've seen all these…
May nothing but chill luck and mellow vibes come your way! The floral pattern of this dress is cute enough to make you remember that you can be a flowerchild and still crash an Instagram server or two with a…
Keep everything so, so chill with a brand new cooler bag! Lugging a big cooler around almost never works as an accessory to a cute outfit. Music festivals and river floats, you're gonna need a big fucking cooler, of course.…
Everyone should own a Mickey Mouse t-shirt at some point in their lives. And that point in life was about 30 years ago, right in the middle of the 1980s. Or whenever you were a small child, if any "olds"…
Did you know that eating ice cream when it's hot outside doesn't actually help you cool down? Apparently putting all that sugar and cream into your system causes your body temperature to rise. Of course, you should feel totally free…
Everyone knows what it sounds like when doves cry but what about unicorns? Forget about what it might sound like though, here's what it looks like. The tears are rainbow colored, first of all, which is only to be expected.…
There is an art to selecting a good can coozie. Fortunately, like most art forms that involve drinking beer, the rules are quite simple. The more random it is and the older it looks, the better. That's the only thing…