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Lockpick Earrings

Lockpick Earrings

Picking a lock may seem like Hollywood bullshit but it's a real thing and it's actually not that complicated. If you don't already know how to do it, here's a set that will help you learn. The thing that is Hollywood…

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Pizza Bling Jewelry Set

Pizza Bling Jewelry Set

Show off your love for the best food ever invented with some flashy pizza jewelry! Pizza looked like it was in trouble for a while there. Pretty much every single fad diet that's come to popularity since the nineties has…

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punkMall

EXCLUSIVE: punkMall

Start practicing your "oi" now - the punk shelf of your closet needs some freshening up! Save all the talk about who or what is and isn't "punk" because that's not what this is about. (Seriously? Look at the website…

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Bunny Peep Ring

Bunny Peep Ring

If you like it then you gotta put a ring on it and this ring is for everyone who likes Peeps. Scratch that - this one's for everyone who loves Peeps. Nobody likes Peeps. You either love Peeps or you…

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Monsters Are Real

EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real

Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…

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Bottle Opening Cufflinks

Bottle Opening Cufflinks

Pop off bottle caps in style with these cufflinks! Ever notice that it's usually the fancy beer (or soda) companies' bottles that don't have twist-off lids? Maybe it's more expensive to cap bottles with a twist-off. That would explain why the…

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Bill the Butcher Pin

Bill the Butcher Pin

Gangs of New York's Bill the Butcher is maybe the most quotably likable (likably quotable?) bad guy in any Martin Scorsese movie. Now you can wear him with you all the time in a dapper lapel pin! Our old friends…

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Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016

EXCLUSIVE: Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016

This is the main event, people! 2016 was the first full year that drunkMall was in operation. (Of course, that didn't stop us from doing a Top Ten Drunk Buys of 2015, based on only a few months of info.)…

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Watch Out

EXCLUSIVE: Watch Out

The wristwatch is just now hitting its stride because nobody really needs one anymore. When most of us are walking around with smartphones, there isn't much of a reason to strap a device to our wrist that does nothing but…

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Spin-A-Fuck Pin

Spin-A-Fuck Pin

When you know someone or something needs to be cussed out, it's not always easy to figure out exactly who or what it is that would make you feel best to unload a string of expletives at, so... Leave it…

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Unicorn Ring

Unicorn Ring

Finding a new favorite ring is a magical thing - magical like a unicorn! Fantasy fans and lovers of mystical creatures need look no further for a unique piece of jewelry. This unicorn ring is handcrafted from copper-coated brass, then…

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Modern Meme Marketplace

EXCLUSIVE: Magical Meme Marketplace

2016 has been the year of the meme. Memes are nothing new, obviously. The concept predates the World Wide Web, even. Something about this year, though - this brutal year - found the meme flourishing as never before. New memes were…

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