Giant Swan Pool Float

Serious question: is there a person whose job at the pool float factory is to test out the new pool floats? Because that has got to be the best job in the history of capitalism. Laying around in a pool, probably with no other people in the pool because you’re the only one with the sweet job, talking to some lab rat in a white coat about the pros and cons of each particular float.

There are so, so many pool floats out there. How do you find the right one?

Well, much like phone cases, drunkMall believes you should try to pick one that represents the kind of person you think you are. Some people are a slice of pepperoni pizza pool float. Some people are a graceful swan pool float. Who better than you to say which on you are?

[Look at more “fun in the sun” ideas on drunkMall’s Pool Party gift guide!]

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