Welcome to the future! It's a weirdly named, generic-looking brick of "food stuff" separated in to two bars of totally edible and chocolate flavored nutritional balanced food material! If you assumed this product comes from Australia because of the name,…
2016 has been the year of the meme. Memes are nothing new, obviously. The concept predates the World Wide Web, even. Something about this year, though - this brutal year - found the meme flourishing as never before. New memes were…
Cross that weird uncle off your Christmas shopping list because we've got his present sorted right here! According to legend and movies with an obscene number of prosthetic mustaches, there was a time in America when every straight single dude…
Manscapers rejoice! It's really never been easy for dudes to keep their backs clean-shaven. Especially for single guys because of the obvious "reach" problem but even for a man in a relationship. Asking your significant other - whom, ideally, you'd…
Uh, yeah. Okay, okay. No, it's fine. We can totally sell you on this thing. It looks ridiculous at first. Like, what the hell is that thing, right? Right. So that's exactly why you need it. Think about it. How often do…
Get you a titty pillow! Everyone thinks it's all fun and games and Instagram likes when you've got a huge rack but turns out there are some downsides. In addition to middle-aged dudes with sports cars thinking they've got like…
Unboxing a brand new Mac is a truly singular experience. It should be, too, because companies like Apple spend a lot of time and money designing their packaging to be such an experience. Everything down to the level of resistance when…
Morning. It's that time of day when a person needs to take a moment to gather their thoughts, saddle up their spirit for the day ahead and reflect on what you'll need to do and what it'll take to get…
We hope you've been using Halloween season as an excuse to indulge in your favorite candies... Sure, you're an adult now and it would be way weird of you to try and go trick or treating to score some free…
Get into the spirit of the season with some help from a good flask! What season, you ask? Uh, well, any season really... Fall/winter is insane with the marketing bullshit. As soon as it's Fall, assholes like us start trying…
The secret to a really good prank is 95% normalcy. As long as 95% of any situation is absolutely normal, then you can really work within that other 5% of WTF to get some great reactions from people. Here we…
