GIFT GUIDE: Horsin’ Around
The Kentucky Derby - which is a superb excuse to get drunk, wear funny clothes and win or lose various sums of money while yelling at running horses - goes down this weekend. It's a truly great American tradition, as…
Sriracha Gumballs
Holy hot gumballs, Batman! Proving yet again that sriracha is closer to a literal religion than it is to an ordinary hot sauce, here we have gumballs packing the immediately recognizable flavor of everyone's favorite red chile sauce. The packaging is…
Schrodinger’s Cat Shirt
How can a cat be wanted dead AND alive? Well... It's a little complicated. Everyone in the demographic to buy this shirt already gets the joke, so there's no need to fully explain it here. But if you're totally in…
Assorted Beer Candies
Assorted hard candies inspired by a variety of craft beers. Uh, yes please! It's almost as if you get a little older and the candy makers of the world stop making candy just for you. You can still buy the…
Cannonball Beer Growlers
Great balls of beer! Don't go looking around for a cannon to load - this ain't that kind of party. They might look like cannonballs but it's a different ammo hiding in these spheres - beer! With the standard growler…
Magnetic Bottle Cap Target
Target practice makes perfect! If you ever find yourself in a combat situation armed only with bottle caps, you'll be glad you purchased this item. It's just a target, sure. But it's a magnetic target, so you can multitask while…
UMAD Airlines Shirt
Uh oh! You might have to re-accommodate some of the t-shirts in your closet to make room for this one! UMAD Airlines is a 100% fictional airline. That's good because who would want to buy tickets to fly on a…
Dog Food Condiments
Think about how often you use condiments to improve the whole situation on a table in front of you. Now think about your dog. Don't you think your dog would love a little extra something something on that depressing ass…
Torpedo Shots
Battleshots, by any name it assumes, is the unequivocal bee's knees. When it comes to drinking games, battleshots is up there with the best of them. Unlike beer pong and most drinking games that aren't played with a deck of cards,…
Mail-A-Butt
You probably never realized that you want to send a butt in the mail to someone but you so totally do. And who could blame you for that? Cheekmail fashions little butt casts made of plaster for you to send…
Champagne Guns
For everyone with an appreciation for old gangster style machine guns and an intense need to waste some champagne, it looks like we're now partying with champagne guns. Some French partiers invented this sleek bit of revelry back in 2015…
Animal Style Fries Air Freshener
Every lover of animal style fries needs this air freshener in their life! Animal style is a way of life. Know how you can tell? The next time you're in a fine fast food dining establishment that offers fries animal…