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DIY Chocolate Penis Molding Kit

DIY Chocolate Penis Molding Kit

Share your sweet stick with anyone who wants it by casting it in decadent milk chocolate! Clone-A-Willy has a rock solid reputation for making penile molding kits foolproof enough for consumer use. They even have one kit that lets dudes make…

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Bacon and Potato Chips Chocolate Bar

Bacon and Potato Chips Chocolate Bar

A chocolate bar with bits of bacon and potato chips inside it? If it sounds weird... Well, it kind of is weird but you shouldn't let that stop you because sometimes weird food is really good! And it really isn't…

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3 Pounds of Peanut Butter Eggs

3 Pounds of Peanut Butter Eggs

These things are everywhere when it's Easter. Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs. They're amazing. In fact, many candy connoisseurs agree that the overall experience of eating a peanut butter egg is much more enjoyable than eating a peanut butter cup. Cups…

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Tax Refund Shopping Spree

EXCLUSIVE: Tax Refund Shopping Spree

Last week was the federal income tax filing deadline for 2016 (if you didn't know - surprise!), which means many of us are looking forward to that sweet, sweet refund check. Now, yeah, you could deposit that check into a savings…

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Chocolate Salami

Chocolate Salami

Let's put some questions to bed right away by clarifying that this is not a meat product. It's totally possible that someone out there is making real salami with chocolate in it, we've never seen that and that isn't what…

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Caffeinated Hot Chocolate from Buzz Cocoa

Caffeinated Hot Chocolate from Buzz Cocoa

Is coffee's reign over the mornings of caffeine addicts in danger? Nah, probably not. But caffeinated hot chocolate is a game changer, make no mistake. It's hard to believe for those of us in the death grip of latte addiction but there…

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Easter Egg-stravaganza

EXCLUSIVE: Easter Egg-stravaganza

For some people it's the one day of the year you have to go to church. For other people it's just another holiday that someone was stupid enough to decide should be on the weekend and now we don't even…

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Junk Food Socks

Junk Food Socks

Calling all snack queens! Here we have eight pair of the most deliciously decadent footwear imaginable: women's ankle socks with all-over prints of various foods of varying indulgence! You've got your cookies and ice cream, your pancakes and snack cakes, your…

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Nutella smartphone wallet

Nutella smartphone wallet

Trying to stick to a diet? This may not be the ideal phone case for you. Think about how much you use your phone every day. Now think about thinking of Nutella for literally that entire time. Yeah. That’s what…

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Espresso-Filled Chocolates

Espresso-Filled Chocolates

Finding out this exists and we’ve never had it hurts on a spiritual level we were not prepared to deal with today. “Go to the boss’ office, just look her in the eye and transmit the feel telepathically until everyone…

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Oreo Pajamas

Oreo Pajamas

We’re calling them pajamas even though this is only a sweatshirt. That's because there is a matching pair of sweatpants! Or, at least, mostly matching... That’s not important. What’s important is that you understand how much attention you’re likely to…

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More Edges Brownie Pan

More Edges Brownie Pan

So, we just found out that some people think brownies from the outside of the pan are better, because of the “edge” part. Who are you people? Tell us in the comments why you love edges so much - we don’t…

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