Reality Mirror
This mirror has the words "it's not true" laser cut into its surface and there's a switch on the side where you can turn an LED to backlight the words. Why? Because Art, that's why. You philistine. Looking at yourself…
Deluxe Bathtub Caddy
Fuck. Yes. This is everything. Bathtub is bae. Bathtub is life. There's nothing in this whole wide world like immersing yourself - with all your stress and aches and tension - into a tub full of steaming hot water (and…
Golf Club Piss Jug
This is what they call a gamechanger! Golf is a game where you spend most of a day walking around outside and swinging various sticks at a little ball until you knock it into this hole or that hole. It's…
Bathroom Tablet Stand
Addicted to your tablet? We've got just the thing to keep you from having to put down Candy Crush or take a potty break during your solo Frasier marathon! This contraption is a tablet stand with a built-in toilet paper…
Shittens Ass Wiping Mittens
Listen, we don't have to talk specifics on why a product like this is necessary. But facts are facts and it's a fact that this is a product that just about every one of us could have used at one…
Shower Boobs
Everyone knows a shower is better when boobs are in it. Ask any woman who's showered with a lover how much attention their boobs got in the shower. Case closed. Now that we've established that, how'd you like to have a…
EXCLUSIVE: Pokemon Fever Is Back!
Pokemon Go has basically restructured modern society in less than a month. If you think that's an exaggeration then you probably live on a mountain in Wyoming or something. Go literally anywhere with a lot of people and you will see Pokemon…
Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper
Hillary Clinton seems to be on everyone's shit list in 2016, so it was really only a matter of time before someone went and put her face on toilet paper. That time is now! We try to stay out of…
EXCLUSIVE: How to Binge Watch Like a Pro
The 1st of every month is a magical date. On this day, streaming video services roll out new inventory - hours and hours of unwatched movies and brand new seasons of original TV series. For example, here's a list of everything added…
Sushi Towel
Who doesn't love sushi?! Sushi is a beautiful food. We're not talking about any of those deep-fried cream cheese rolls. That stuff is ridiculous. Traditional sushi. The old-school stuff. Fish and rice and sea weed. It's considered an art form…
LED Showerhead
Showers are so boring. You stand there and clean yourself while staring at the wall or rereading the shampoo bottle for the ten thousandth time or spacing out and thinking about that time you unknowingly came out of the bathroom…
Hemp Soap on a Rope
Clean your body with good soap and good vibes, using this soap on a rope made with pure hemp seed oil. "Wait, aren't you a drunk shopping website? What's with the stoner gear?" Well, first, don't be a narc. Second,…