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Donut Binge

SUGAR RUSH: Donut Binge

National Doughnut Day was last week, which is pretty cute as far as made-up holidays go. Like this isn't America all of the sudden? This country RUNS on doughnuts, people! You want to know how important doughnuts are? Go type…

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Bacon Gum

Bacon Gum

Chew on the flavor of salt-cured pork with a tin of these gumballs! First of all, give it up for the old-school tin used for packaging this gum. This is how they used to package candy back in the 1950s…

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Baconfest 2017

EXCLUSIVE: Baconfest 2017

This post is not safe for vegetarians! You probably already figured that out, though, based on the big closeup photo of crispy pork strips. Today it's all about the culmination of all exploration into the meat arts: bacon! Homer Simpson…

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Baconopoly

Baconopoly

Game night just got a lot saltier! Bacon-opoly takes a very familiar board game setup and takes it to hog heaven by throwing a bacon theme on every aspect of the game! (If they didn't rename Park Place "Pork Place"…

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Bacon Suit

Bacon Suit

Girlfriend's dog doesn't like you? Try wearing this suit over to her place one time. No promises or anything but have you ever seen a dog that didn't have a deep respect for a plate of bacon? Well that's exactly…

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Bacon Scarf

Bacon Scarf

It's hard to rock a scarf without looking like Steven Tyler a.k.a. classic rock's most fashionable grandma. But not when it's a bacon scarf! Never fear, it isn't a scarf made from real bacon. It's only a scarf printed to…

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Bacon Bandages

Bacon Bandages

The healing properties of bacon are, uh, non-existent, as far as we know. Still, that didn't keep anyone from inventing bacon bandages! Made to the same specifications and standards of other consumer grade adhesive bandages, bacon bandages do the same…

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Bacon Origins Shirt

Bacon Origins Shirt

After months of extensive research into your drunk online shopping habits, drunkMall has learned many interesting things. One thing we've learned is that drunk people love bacon! Other things that drunk people buy when shopping online are funny shirts and…

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Bacon and Potato Chips Chocolate Bar

Bacon and Potato Chips Chocolate Bar

A chocolate bar with bits of bacon and potato chips inside it? If it sounds weird... Well, it kind of is weird but you shouldn't let that stop you because sometimes weird food is really good! And it really isn't…

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Bacon Tie

Bacon Tie

This tie is pork-tacular! Get your one-liners ready because this bacon tie is a one way ticket to Dad-town and all return flights have been cancelled! The bacon on this tie looks so real, you may be surprised when it…

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Bacon Print Duct Tape

Bacon Print Duct Tape

So here's a thing we let happen in our generation. On top of allowing "literally" to some-crazy-how wind up officially flip-flopping harder than HRC to mean the exact opposite of what it's supposed to mean, we let people refer to…

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Bacon Playing Cards

Bacon Playing Cards

People make the bacon in many different ways! Some folks got jobs, some folks start businesses and, believe it or not, some people are professional gamblers. You probably won't find any of those pro card sharks using a set of…

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