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Nautical Steampunk Computer Keyboard

Nautical Steampunk Computer Keyboard

Today’s #BlackoutFriday Countdown product reminds us of that game Myst. Have you ever played Myst? Myst was one of the most frustrating computer games ever made. In fact, Myst was probably the second most frustrating experience in the lives of…

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Potty-Mouthed Gift Cards

Potty-Mouthed Gift Cards

Getting cards with presents always seems kind of lame. Like, if the gift was cool, it really wouldn’t need a card, would it? The exception being these cards, which take the trite phrases found on most notecards and insert some…

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“Honest Boy” Pencil Sharpener

“Honest Boy” Pencil Sharpener

We’re still figuring out the rules on what we can and can’t say about the items on drunkMall. This particular pencil sharper places pleasant memories of poignant pillars of prepubescant pop culture puppe- Oh, maybe shouldn’t say that one word…

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The Internet Needs Me T-Shirt

The Internet Needs Me T-Shirt

We keep finding these “sassy” t-shirts. Who makes all the sassy t-shirts? Listen, if you’re walking around wearing an article of clothing that has a hashtag on it and you think you’re being ironic? You’re not. Embrace it. Where once was…

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Roll-On Sticky Notes

Roll-On Sticky Notes

Post-it notes are handy and everything but sometimes they don’t give you enough room for the note you want to leave. And then you’re supposed to what? Leave two post-it notes? That is sociopathic behavior and totally unacceptable. That’s why…

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Horror Movie Survival Guide

Horror Movie Survival Guide

Let’s get one thing straight: this is a cool idea for a book and it’s no doubt very educating and entertaining and full of meta humor. That being said, reading this book is by no means a license to talk…

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