Modular Sleep Mask
This is the best sleep mask that has ever been made and it doesn't even exist yet. Wait, so how can we say this is the best sleep mask if we've never used it? Because every sleep mask that sucks,…
MEGAPOST: Puzzled to Death
Few things in life are as satisfying as completing a puzzle. It's just you and your wits versus whatever damned infernal contraption has been set before you. Challenging? You bet. But if every puzzle was as easy as the first…
Pipe Coffee Mug
Maybe the thing your morning routine is missing is more drugs. Sure, you're already slamming home cups of coffee plus whatever pills you were totally legally prescribed by a real actual doctor who isn't your drug dealer. Sure. But still,…
Pizza Crew Socks
Pizza Crew Socks are here! They mean "crew" like the style of sock but guess what? If you and a bunch of your friends want to all get pairs of these socks, wear them on the same day to go out…
Squirrel Neck Pillow
There's nothing fun about having a stiff neck from falling asleep in an awkward position during a travel nap. Use a neck pillow! This cute travel pillow looks like a squirrel with the big bushy tail serving as the actual…
Giant Snakes and Ladders
Snakes and Ladders is back and it's bigger than ever! Did you know there's a Snakes and Ladders drinking game? There sure is and it's super easy to play! (Good thing, too, because it gets you trashed and there's nothing…
Floppy Disk Coasters
Nerd party! Probably a lot of you have no idea what you're looking at right now. Well they're coasters. But these coasters look exactly like floppy disks, which were a thing that people used to use when they needed to…
Welcome Bitches Mat
Let all your bitches know they're in the right place with a unique welcome mat! Not everyone has bitches. But everyone with any use for a welcome mat does have bitches and should always be acquiring new bitches. Therefore it…
Putting Billiards Game
Can't decide whether to practice your short game or your stick game? Now you don't have to decide because you can do both at once! Play pool while golf! Putt like you're running a pool table! Okay, chill on the…
Kwik-E-Mart Lego Set
Build your own little piece of Springfield! Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's Kwik-E-Mart is here in LEGO kit form for you to recreate a fan favorite location from The Simpsons! The Kwik-E-Mart LEGO kit comes with over 2000 individual pieces, so this is not…
Bluetooth Cooler
You know how every time you go to the beach it's like, "Damn, I wish I had my guitar rig here so I could lay down some epic riffs while gazing out at these waves." Okay, so you've probably never…
Bomb Pop Socks
These are now officially the coolest socks in the world. You might have some real cool socks hiding out in your sock drawer but how can you get any cooler than bomb popsicles? Bomb popsicles are a staple of every…