Pizza Crew Socks

Pizza Crew Socks are here!

They mean “crew” like the style of sock but guess what? If you and a bunch of your friends want to all get pairs of these socks, wear them on the same day to go out and get pizza, call yourselves the Pizza Crew and say these are your Pizza Crew socks – well, who’s going to stop you?

Our lawyers will. That’s who.

Nah, just kidding.

You can do whatever the hell you want in these socks. Don’t ask, don’t tell – that’s the drunkMall policy. If you drop your hard-earned cash on these pizza socks then it’s your business what you do with them and nobody else’s. Buy 300 hundred pair and sew them into a big pizza sock blanket. Give a pizza sock to every guy in your band and perform wearing nothing but one sock each.

It’s your pizza party. Do what you wanna do.

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