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Dragon Stuff

GIFTS: Dragon Stuff!

The whole world's got dragon fever and it's really starting to get hot! For many of us, it started at a young age. It could have been one of the dragons in The Sword and The Stone, Sleeping Beauty, Dragonheart,…

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Tacos Everyday

FOOD FAD: Tacos Everyday!

Forget about Taco Tuesday. No, this isn't about trying to change it to Taco Thursday... You're gonna have to think bigger than alliteration where we're going. In fact, go ahead and start doing whatever mental exercises you usually use do…

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Bandage Socks

Bandage Socks

The only pair of socks officially endorsed by the Baron Munchausen Podiatric Society! Okay, so you know how wearing socks with sandals is completely unacceptable human behavior? Good. Now you also know how the type of sandals that have that…

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Donut Binge

SUGAR RUSH: Donut Binge

National Doughnut Day was last week, which is pretty cute as far as made-up holidays go. Like this isn't America all of the sudden? This country RUNS on doughnuts, people! You want to know how important doughnuts are? Go type…

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Stretchy Thigh High Heeled Boots

Stretchy Thigh High Heeled Boots

Hot damn! Whatever technological advances are responsible for this type of fashion innovation, we are here for it! Thigh-high boots, high heel boots, thigh-high leggings - all of those things have been around for a while. Even if you're into…

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Pizza Crew Socks

Pizza Crew Socks

Pizza Crew Socks are here! They mean "crew" like the style of sock but guess what? If you and a bunch of your friends want to all get pairs of these socks, wear them on the same day to go out…

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Bomb Pop Socks

Bomb Pop Socks

These are now officially the coolest socks in the world. You might have some real cool socks hiding out in your sock drawer but how can you get any cooler than bomb popsicles? Bomb popsicles are a staple of every…

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Horsin' Around

GIFT GUIDE: Horsin’ Around

The Kentucky Derby - which is a superb excuse to get drunk, wear funny clothes and win or lose various sums of money while yelling at running horses - goes down this weekend. It's a truly great American tradition, as…

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Fuck a Job Socks

Fuck a Job Socks

Embrace non-employment by wearing a pair of socks with a curse word on them! Maybe you're retired or "self-employed" or an Internet celebrity. You could even have won the life lottery and been born to mega-rich parents, forgoing the need…

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Comic Book Action Socks

Comic Book Action Socks

Actions speak louder than words - unless you're reading comic books! Let everyone know how close they are to receiving a karate kick in the head by wearing these socks... Every fangirl and fanboy of vintage comics will recognize these action…

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Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman Socks

Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman Socks

Sexy socks for the leggy ladies who love retro science fiction films! Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman is a legendary midnight movie. Guess what it's about. Well, it's about the plight of 1950s women within patriarchal societies and their…

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Bring Me Wine Socks

Bring Me Wine Socks

When the shoes come off and the feet go up, that means it's time for wine! Send the message loud and clear with a pair of socks that say "IF YOU CAN READ THIS PLEASE BRING ME WINE" on the bottoms…

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