The Gangsta Bible
Aw shizzle, it's Tha Holy Bibizzle! Largely considered to be the highest selling book in human history, the Bible has been translated into thousands of languages. Now you can read Genesis, Exodus and Matthew as written in "gangsta" slang. Pick…
How to Not Give a Fuck
Not giving a fuck. Apparently it's an art form and a subtle one at that. The "careless slacker" character has been kicking around in fiction for hundreds of years. What Mark Manson's book seems to suggest is that this stereotype…
Best Bitches Keychains Set
Start figuring out who your best bestie is because these keychains are far too adorable to pass up! Unless you want to go ahead and pick up 4 or 6 of them to not leave out anyone in the squad…
Crying Unicorn Candle
Everyone knows what it sounds like when doves cry but what about unicorns? Forget about what it might sound like though, here's what it looks like. The tears are rainbow colored, first of all, which is only to be expected.…
Horse Romance Novel
Whoever came up with the saying that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover was an idiot. Like, okay, if you want to use that phrase metaphorically to mean that you can't know everything about a person by their…
Taco Money Bag
Let's be honest. How much money do you spend on tacos? You probably don't even know. See, that's a problem. Budgeting your income is just basic adult stuff. You may even have a food budget, which is good. But things…
Fire Skull
ATTN: all aspiring supervillains! This imitation human skull is made from lava rock granules and ceramic materials that have been steel reinforced to withstand extreme temperatures, such as those found in a beautiful gas fireplace or fire pit! Place one…
Pro Wrestling Cameraman Action Figure
If a pro wrestler does a backflip body slam off the top turnbuckle and nobody is there to see it, do they still piss blood in the locker room after the show is over? Why risk it?! The only reason…
Good News Newspaper
Imagine opening up the paper one morning and reading nothing but good news. Like, literally every single story in the newspaper, one after another, is something that you're happy to find out about and makes you feel good to know that…
Really Weird Painting
Yeah, this is the weirdest painting we've seen in a while. You can order prints of it, if you'd like to hang it at home or the office. You should be prepared for weird looks and strange questions but we can't…
How and Why to Punch Dolphins Guidebook
It's a problem as old as time itself. That age old dilemma, "When is it appropriate to punch a dolphin?" There may be more answers to this question than you would assume. This book, for instance, holds 5 very good…