Who’s sick of American politics?
We’re nowhere near November and people are already losing 110% of their minds over who should and shouldn’t be the next President. People are leaving the Democratic Party to vote as Republicans, leaving the Republican part to vote as Democrats and there are reports of election fraud in many states that suggest it doesn’t even matter which Party you try to attend because they’ll kick you off the list!
So screw both of those parties! Have a Pizza Party with The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Don’t worry about an RSVP or anything. Here’s a shirt that clearly establishes your place on the list. Be sure to wear it a few times before the party, too, so other people know you’re going and they can tag along.
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