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Glow in the Dark Space Panties

Glow in the Dark Space Panties

To boldly go where no man has gone before, right? Okay maybe not but lovers of outer space (and inner space) will enjoy these super cute briefs with a glow in the dark starscape printed all over the front and…

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Reverse Condom Latex Briefs

Reverse Condom Latex Briefs

Okay, you know how a condom is a piece of latex (usually) made to be worn over the penis in order to prevent pregnancy, the spread of disease and, you know, "spillage"? Well, these briefs are basically the exact opposite…

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Fart Stopping Underwear

Fart Stopping Underwear

Farts happen. Honestly, it's pretty remarkable that we've advanced as far as we have with both society and technology without more effort put forth to solve problems that have been around before civilization itself. Like farts in public. We've all…

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Pussycat Panties

Pussycat Panties

Cuteness overload! Form-fitting boy shorts with a high resolution graphic of a small kitten peeking through a hole "torn" in the fabric. Who could say no?! There's some romantic comedy movie where main character says some dumb stuff about how…

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Turkey G-String

Turkey G-String

Gobble, gobble, gobble! Here ya go, fellas! Put your big bird on display in the style it deserves with this turkey of an undergarment! It's pretty much just an ordinary male G string with one very not ordinary detail: rather…

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Breakup Card

Breakup Card

Know what time it is? It's about time for the inevitable demise of all those relationships thrown together real fast by people who can't stand to be alone on Valentine's Day! You've had a little over a month together and…

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Pink Taco Thong Panties

Pink Taco Thong Panties

Hungry for a late night snack? A pink taco satisfies those midnight cravings. And if one isn't enough, feel free to pick up two (or three of four) if you can handle 'em! Pink tacos aren't for everyone but a…

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Sneaky Snake Boxer Shorts

Sneaky Snake Boxer Shorts

Ssssssure to give someone quite a sssssexy ssssssurprise, these boxer shorts are knitted from a soft and warm acrylic fabric, so it isn't itchy like wool. Aside from the fact that there's a prominent snake hanging off the front (and a…

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Bubble Wrap Lingerie

Bubble Wrap Lingerie

Handle with care! Okay, so, yeah, the chances of getting several uses out of it aren't very high but so what? It's bubble wrap lingerie! Costing way less than similar items made from traditional fabric, what better way to show off…

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Pizza Abs Sweater

EXCLUSIVE: 2016 Fashion Guide for Food Lovers

It's important to make a good first impression. Studies regularly show that people will begin deciding "who you are" before they've ever spoken a word to you. Therefore, one's appearance can be thought of as the first layer of a personality.…

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Kitty Cat Panties

Kitty Cat Panties

How adorbs are these spandex briefs with little kitten faces printed right where they ought to be?! That model sure looks excited to be wearing such neat underwear. Though, she could be cold from not wearing pants and we’re assuming…

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Nikki Lipstick Panties

Nikki Lipstick Panties

These are some sassy G-strings! Nikki Lipstick is responsible for bringing these thongs into existence. There are over 15 different sayings available and NONE of them have any chill! (Well, the ones that say “xanax,” maybe…) These will make a perfect…

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