Chamoy-Flavored Gummy Bears
We're going to assume you don't know what chamoy is because most people probably don't know. It's kind of like sangria, in that it's actual flavor can vary wildly based on what it's made out of but it's all called…
Pie Face game
This game is popping up all over social media lately. In case you can't tell, it's basically Russian Roulette with a pile of whipped cream to the loser's face instead of, you know, permanent death. Seriously, Russian Roulette is such…
Cinnamon Roll-Flavored Lip Balm
Hoo hoo! Cinnamon roll-flavored lip balm has got to be so good... We honestly try not to post a lot of the lip balms that get sent our way because we know how it is with lip balm people. We're…
Popsicle Phone Case
Maybe it's too cold for eating popsicles outside at a picnic table but you can be there in spirit with this phone case that looks just like a delicious frozen treat. Made out of durable silicone, this case protects your…
Donut Hole Maker
Everything good in life comes from holes, if you think about it. Treasure? Holes. Orgasms? Holes. It's a miracle that donut holes are still called donut holes. Spheres are literally the opposite of holes and it's honestly unfair of us as…
More Edges Brownie Pan
So, we just found out that some people think brownies from the outside of the pan are better, because of the “edge” part. Who are you people? Tell us in the comments why you love edges so much - we don’t…
Mini Electric S’Mores Toaster
First off, there’s nothing like a marshmallow roasted over a camp fire, so don’t even trip. That being said, partying near an open flame can be risky and most dorm rooms don’t have fire pits, so… This cute little electric…
Doughnut Warming Coffee Mug
If any of you drunkMall copycats out there want to start a website called How Did It Take So Long for Someone to Invent This.com, that would be cool because how did it take so long for someone to invent…
Happy Ending Fortune Cookies
These cookies are kind of like “bedroom coupons” with an element of surprise (and open-mindedness) because you won’t know what the fortune says until it gets opened. For bonus points, make dinner plans at a (nice) Chinese place and arrange beforehand…
Cupcake Flavored lip balm
And just like that, life is sweet again! Ok, here’s the dangerous thing about the fact that we just posted cupcake flavored lip balm. People are going to click it and see all of other magical things that are cupcake…
Cake-Sicle Pan
If you happen to be browsing drunkMall while, um, “up” instead of “down,” we’d like to issue you a formal apology for the extremely stimulating image to which you were just exposed. Initial exposure to cake-sicles is usually not met…
Automatic Miniature Donut Making Machine
No way - this is incredible! Screw an E-Z Bake oven, give us a mini donut factory! The reviews for this aren’t great but the machines that make donuts like this at fairs and stuff cost like $3,000. So, if…