Map to Poundtown condom

Everyone has gotten lost on their way to Poundtown before. It happens to the best of us, no matter how well you plan the route, make sure you pee before leaving home, double-check that the space heater is unplugged… Doesn’t matter because not everything is in your control.

All you can do when you realize you’re lost is try to get back on course as soon as possible but not even Siri can help with this one. The only map to Poundtown is the one printed on these condoms. It’s a great map, too. Better than most. Because you don’t even really have to look at it.

All you have to do is reach in your pocket and remember that you have the map to Poundtown and that’s usually enough to steer you right back in the direction of your final destination.

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