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EXCLUSIVE: Back to School Gift Guide

This is the most bullshit time of the year for a lot of people because it's when they return to college, where they're going into debt to learn shit they could look up on the Internet for free so they can have…

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Condom Plush Doll

Condom Plush Doll

This little condom doll is more than a cute plush buddy. It's a reminder of the importance of safe sex! Keeping teddy bears and other stuffed animals around never inspired someone to think about the future before taking an unnecessary…

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No Smoking Condom

No Smoking Condom

This condom seems like an inside joke taken way too far. Anyone have any idea what this could possibly mean? Is it a "lost in translation" thing? These condoms seem to be made in Scotland. That is definitely a universal…

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Trojan Condoms Dash Button

Trojan Condoms Dash Button

If you're using condoms, WHICH MOST OF YOU SHOULD BE DOING, then this is a must-have item. Dash buttons are a new service from Amazon for members of their (totally worth it) Amazon Prime service. Stick any of 100+ Dash…

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Condom Cookbook

Condom Cookbook

If anyone knows anything about this or can read Japanese, feel free to leave info in the comments because the existence of this cookbook is nothing but a crazy mystery on this end. Plugging the description in to Google Translate…

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Map to Poundtown condom

Map to Poundtown condom

Everyone has gotten lost on their way to Poundtown before. It happens to the best of us, no matter how well you plan the route, make sure you pee before leaving home, double-check that the space heater is unplugged... Doesn't…

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The Wine Condom

The Wine Condom

February 14th is Singles Awareness Day. Condoms are maybe the most important part of a successful career as a single person in today's dating pool. Everyone knows this by now, right? Riiiight? You crazy kids... Your wine is no different.…

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"You're Screwed" Political Condoms

“You’re Screwed” Political Condoms

Just because the whole nation is screwed doesn't mean you can't get screwed, too! Whether the Oval Office is manned by a donkey or dumbo, you've still gotta get yours on a Saturday night. So what's the move? Fire up…

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Netflix and Chill condoms

Netflix and Chill condoms

Are there any babies named Netflix Chill Smith, yet? Probably… Look, everyone knows what “Netflix & Chill” means by now, right? If not, this product should give you a clue. (Hint: it means sex.) Getting to first base should be no…

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