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Red Rose Phone Case

Red Rose Phone Case

Everyone with the rose emoji in their "recently used" menu needs to know about this phone case! Roses are ripe with meaning, as much as any other symbol in recorded history, perhaps. A beautiful flower, of course. But it's the…

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Face Vase

Face Vase

Honestly, the only reason we're posting this is to fuck with everyone who pronounces the word "vase" like the word "Oz" with a v at the beginning. Oh, is that the "proper" way to say it? Oh, you learned that…

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Cactus Candles

Cactus Candles

Add a touch of the desert to your next mezcal tasting party with some adorable tea candles! Like an itty bitty bit of the Southwest in your home, these candles look just like tiny cactuses! Or cacti, if you will.…

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Murder Scene Terrarium

Murder Scene Terrarium

This deceptive terrarium contains a miniature murder scene investigation! Any fan of "murder porn" television who also has a keen eye for interior design will derive a twisted sense of enjoyment from this piece. Themes of life and themes of…

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Coaster Cactus

Coaster Cactus

It's a cactus made out of coasters! When you need a coaster, all you gotta do is take one off the cactus! Let's recap. It's better than a real cactus because it's not covered in painful spikes and you can't…

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Zombiepocalypse

EXCLUSIVE: Zombiepocalypse

If you're reading this then the zombie apocalypse hasn't happened. Yet. But ask anyone who's seen, like, a single news headline from the year 2016 how possible it is for a zombiepocalypse to go down and they'll probably tell you…

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Skull Planter

Skull Planter

We found this skull on Pinterest. Did you know goth girls use Pinterest? Yeah, it's crazy. We thought the only people who used Pinterest were soccer moms who drive minivans and speak with Fargo accents. Turns out Pinterest is more…

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Obama Chia Head

Obama Chia Head

Now that Obama's 8 years in office are almost up, he can finally chill out and relax a bit. You know, even let his hair grow out some if that's what he feels like doing. Can you even imagine how…

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Moss Clock

Moss Clock

If time flies when you're having fun, what does time do when you aren't having fun? Does it grow moss? Maybe that's what the creator of this wild (Pun, as always, intended.) clock had in mind when designing this rather marvelous…

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Sensitive Plant Seeds

Sensitive Plant Seeds

Nature is wild. Most people know about venus flytraps (which are certainly amazing) but did you know about this plant that folds up its leaves for protection in response to being touched? That GIF up there is pretty neat but if…

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