skip to Main Content
Blueberry Marshmallow Candy

Blueberry Marshmallow Candy

Okay, so you know how regular marshmallows are super awesome? Forget about those. As usual, Japan is so far ahead of the rest of the world when it comes to the sweets game... These are little marshmallows, similar to the…

View Post
Vegan Cookbook and Relationship Manifesto

Vegan Cookbook and Relationship Manifesto

All those jokes about vegans and nobody ever considers what it's like to actually date or live with one. Two vegans living together, hey, that's probably fine. Quiet nights at home, watching documentaries and ignoring each other's seitan farts. How…

View Post
Watermelon Slicer and Server

Watermelon Slicer and Server

As the weather turns from warm to windy, those gatherings of friends and family you'd normally have outdoors move inside the house. All that sloppy drunkenness, sticky food and social mayhem goes from the backyard - the easily-hosed-off, "let nature…

View Post
Banana Flasher Plush Doll

Banana Flasher Plush Doll

Don't let this banana anywhere near the teddy bears! If one bad apple spoils the whole bunch, we don't even want to think about what might happen if this bad banana gets its hands on the cutesy dolls... Bananas are definitely…

View Post
Watermelon Shark

Watermelon Shark

Watermelon is so good. Always a hit at outdoor gatherings, no one really needs help making the watermelon more popular at the party. This is more like a way to use the inherent popularity of watermelon to show off your…

View Post
Pineapple Disco Ball Shirt

Pineapple Disco Ball Shirt

Pineapple is easily the most party fruit. We haven't asked Andrew W.K. about it but we actually might now that it's come up. Think about it. What fruit could outparty a pineapple? Seriously, we're asking. Leave a comment if you…

View Post
Banana Phone Case

Banana Phone Case

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring: Bananaphone! There's nothing else to even say about this phone case. It's a bananaphone! You know what bananaphone is, right?! If you don't, damn, sorry about your childhood. It's from a children's song by…

View Post
Pineapple Corer and Slicer

Pineapple Corer and Slicer

Tiki party, anyone? You don't have to go to The Cocktail Cabana when you want a crazy umbrella drink served in a real pineapple. DIY all those tropical vibes at home! All you need is a bunch of pineapples (hint:…

View Post
Miracle Berry Tablets

Miracle Berry Tablets

Since at least the 1700s, the locals of West Africa have been chewing Miracle Fruit before meals to give otherwise dull foods a sweet flavor. And we're not talking, like, there's a high natural sugar content in this plant and if…

View Post
Pizza Abs Sweater

EXCLUSIVE: 2016 Fashion Guide for Food Lovers

It's important to make a good first impression. Studies regularly show that people will begin deciding "who you are" before they've ever spoken a word to you. Therefore, one's appearance can be thought of as the first layer of a personality.…

View Post
Chamoy-Flavored Gummy Bears

Chamoy-Flavored Gummy Bears

We're going to assume you don't know what chamoy is because most people probably don't know. It's kind of like sangria, in that it's actual flavor can vary wildly based on what it's made out of but it's all called…

View Post
Fruit-Infused Water Bottles

Fruit-Infused Water Bottles

Remember a few months ago when Trader Joe’s got busted trying to sell asparagus water to all of our yoga instructors? Yeah, that was hilarious. If they’d just stocked the shelves with these bottles that let you infuse water with…

View Post

Notice: Undefined index: facebook_app_id in /homepages/10/d607626021/htdocs/clickandbuilds/drunkMall/wp-content/plugins/highlight-and-share/highlight-and-share.php on line 630

Notice: Undefined index: facebook_app_id in /homepages/10/d607626021/htdocs/clickandbuilds/drunkMall/wp-content/plugins/highlight-and-share/highlight-and-share.php on line 633