An instant classic of the adult genre of adult coloring books: it's Cocktastic! Boasting "artistic willies" to help you maintain "extreme mindfulness," you can beautify these phalluses with crayons or colored pencils or smashed makeup mixed with your own saliva -…
There are only so many ways in the English language that you can try to make people understand that you truly do not give a shit. Sometimes you've got to reach outside your own culture and borrow from another in…
First off, we wanna apologize to everyone who's stoned right now. You weren't prepared for this and there was honestly no way for us to prepare you without just jumping right into it. One minute, there you were, just screwing…
They got a few good cartoons these days. Maybe even more than a few but if you stack up what they're putting out today against the cartoon shows 90s kids had to choose from - it's no contest! Honestly, most…
Chupa Chups are easily the best tasting suckers to have ever been made. If you've never had one, just share this post to your social media of choice and ask your friends if they have an opinion on this. You'll…
If you can afford a bathroom, you can afford this shower upgrade. Maybe you've stayed in a casino hotel suite before or splurged on an upper tier Airbnb and you got to use a fancy rainfall shower with body jets…
For when you're absolutely obsessed with every aspect of your cute and perverted life being on brand: it's pink pussy rolling papers! The actual papers are white. In fact, there's nothing really special or different about the rolling papers themselves.…
Few things in life are as satisfying as completing a puzzle. It's just you and your wits versus whatever damned infernal contraption has been set before you. Challenging? You bet. But if every puzzle was as easy as the first…
Party on the beach? Whether you're headed south of the border for summer or hitting up a coast in the States, this sugar skull beach blanket towel deserves a spot in your packed bag. These super bright colors will be…
Pizza Crew Socks are here! They mean "crew" like the style of sock but guess what? If you and a bunch of your friends want to all get pairs of these socks, wear them on the same day to go out…
You don't have to be a psychic to own this palm reader jewelry stand! In fact, this is maybe the only jewelry stand in the solar system that can actually teach you how to read palms! See, those little symbols…
Here, kitty kitty! Regular customers of Japanese-owned businesses will probably recognize this style of cat. You often see similar statues near the entrance of these places because the maneki-neko is believed to bring good luck. The meaning of the raised paw…