Fake Beard
Beards. So hot right now. No, really. Like, 2016 is the hottest year on record ever and having a beard is, yeah, trendy as anything right now but also brutally hot in this heat. There's a reason No Shave November…
I Love Sludge Metal shirt
It kinda sucks that Eyehategod is one of the first bands mentioned on Wikipedia's sludge metal entry because we were going to talk about them to establish cred with the genre police... now it could look like we're full of shit…
Fake Mustache Variety Pack
Anyone can make their next 36 Tinder dates extra special with these assorted mustaches! Bonus Points for getting called out on the prosthetic and selling a sob story about being “follically challenged”... No really, though, fake mustaches are one of…
Bearded Ski Goggles
Technically, this is a ski mask - but there’s no reason Canadians can’t wear it every day! Perfect for hitting the slopes but also may work to get in on the current beard craze without spending months in the “grow”…