This pool float is FAAAABULOUS!
Everyone makes such a big deal out of the goose that laid the golden egg, nobody ever asks what hatched from the egg. Maybe it was a golden swan!
Okay, but that’s all fairy tale BS and this golden swan is very real.
It’s quite large, as far as bird-shaped pool floats go, and the golden color is fit for any summertime queen (or king) lounging around a pool in the sun. In fact, it can easily hold two adults at a time and there are even some nice little handles on the sides of its neck.
The only thing it’s missing is a cupholder. Fortunately, you can buy a floating pink flamingo cupholder separately! Is that tacky, mixing two birds of different species and colors? You bet your sweet ass it is!
[Look at more “fun in the sun” ideas on drunkMall’s Pool Party gift guide!]