Sushi Rolls Made Easy
Got any idea how much money sushi chefs make?
It’s a lot.
Because creating sushi is an art form. And not, like, “I take neat pictures with my phone and put them on Instagram and have 100k followers” or “I write pornographic True Detective fan fiction while working as a parking lot attendant on the night shift.” Real art. A craft, if you will.
It ain’t easy. Especially if you’re just bombed on sake.
But someone invented a sushi roller/plunger thing that makes it super easy to fake it!
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