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Cloud Q-Tip Holder

Cloud Q-Tip Holder

Get your finger out of your ear and use a q-tip like a damned adult. Ear health is important. Looking like a grown human being who knows how to keep your body clean is also important. You wouldn't want to…

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Passport to the Unconscious

Passport to the Unconscious

Did you know that there are people who think they don't have dreams? They think they lay down every night and close there eyes and just... lay there... Of course we know that's not true, don't we? Everyone dreams, every…

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Puzzle Lamps

Puzzle Lamps

Finding the perfect lighting fixture can be puzzling - but it doesn't have to be! Good lighting is important. Out in the rest of the world, you'll often have to deal with bad lighting situations. Harsh fluorescents in the office,…

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Mini Fire Extinguisher

Mini Fire Extinguisher

Nobody's trying to get all public park cartoon bear infomercial on you about it but fire safety is legit important to successfully functioning as an adult in modern society. Do you even know what to do if a grease fire…

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Black Cat Paper Clips

Black Cat Paper Clips

If your life at work is a constant struggle to keep people from stealing your paper clips then that may or may not impact your reaction to these paper clips. Some people think black cats are adorable. Other people are…

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Bok Choy Pillow

Bok Choy Pillow

Other cabbages must hate bok choy, right? Regular cabbages are all stupid and round. Even a perfect head of napa cabbage is just like a stretched out head of regular cabbage. But bok choy is all like "oh do you…

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Flying Alarm Clock

Flying Alarm Clock

It's 2017 and nobody reading this should still be using a regular-ass alarm clock. For one thing, there isn't a single one of you who's never been late because you hit the snooze button of a regular alarm and went…

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Gourmet Panini Press

Gourmet Panini Press

Step up your sandwich game! Any fool can slap ingredients between two slices of bread and call it a sandy. But to create something truly magnificent, a food delivery system truly worth of John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich,…

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Donut Binge

SUGAR RUSH: Donut Binge

National Doughnut Day was last week, which is pretty cute as far as made-up holidays go. Like this isn't America all of the sudden? This country RUNS on doughnuts, people! You want to know how important doughnuts are? Go type…

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Birdhouse for Barn Owls

Birdhouse for Barn Owls

Owls are badass. Some of you don't know how badass owls are but YouTube can educate you real fast if you want to learn the heights of owl savagery... Barn owls don't usually get too crazy with attacking eagles and…

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Father's Day 2017

GIFT GUIDE: Father’s Day 2017

It's that time of year again and the last thing your dad wants for Father's Day is another necktie. Honestly, the best gift most of you could give your father would be to move out of the basement or start…

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Double Message Doormat

Double Message Doormat

Get 'em coming and going with one doormat that has two messages on it! They call them "welcome mats" but someone will have to think of a new word for this one. When people show up at your door, they…

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