90s “Jazz Cup” Design sweater
This has to be the third or fourth product we've featured with this design on it. We love it. If you somehow don't recognize, back in The Nine-Deez this was the design printed on just about every cheap, wax Solo…
Rihanna Loud Sweater
They could not have picked a better image for this very, very "loud" sweater. Rihanna's Loud album came out like five years ago, sold 8 million copies and had three #1 hits on it. That's pretty damn good. Oh, she…
Pixelated Super Mario sweater
Did someone sneak special mushrooms on our pizza? Because we are TRIPPING OUT over this sweater! Super Mario Bros. is what's up, it's what's always been up and it's what always will be up. Super Mario forever! Smoke all those…
Panda Hoodie
Super cute clothes that are way comfortable always have a place in the wardrobe. We call this stuff "hangover chic" because it requires minimal effort to mask the ill-effects of a hardcore evening the night before. So it's basically brunch…
Taco Emoji Sweater
Tacos are everything. There once was a time when the world did not have a taco emoji. Can you imagine? For real, ask someone who was there - they’ll tell you. The year was 2015. We had all these emoji.…
Guns n’ Roses Sweater
G n’ R is back, baby! For the record, this is not an ironic or “ugly” sweater. It is a spectacular sweater and anyone should be proud to own it, especially since the band is performing again. We’re not really…
“Unknown Pressures” Kaiju Division hoodie
Listen, we’re not sorry at all for that Engrish joke in the title. We’d do it all again. We’ll do it every single time. It’s hilarious. We don’t care. If you want to get pissed off at someone, Engrish.com is…
8-Bit Pokéball Sweater
One double cheeseburger and a six pack of beer, I choose you! We’ve said it before and we’ll keep saying it, most of the ugly Christmas sweaters people keep posting are lame ducks. Also, Christmas is over! So, this isn’t…
Notorious B.I.G. sweater
A lot of people have asked why we aren’t posting more ugly Christmas sweaters. We assume those people must have broken the rest of their Internet because every other website in the galaxy won’t shut the eff up with the…
Oreo Pajamas
We’re calling them pajamas even though this is only a sweatshirt. That's because there is a matching pair of sweatpants! Or, at least, mostly matching... That’s not important. What’s important is that you understand how much attention you’re likely to…
The Sixth Spice Girl sweater
Wait for it… Wait… Yep, there it is! A hilarious joke on a sweater! Ok, but, yeah, this seriously cracks us up over here. Maybe we’re delirious from second-hand inhalation of the pumpkin spice powder on all these white girls’…
Tupac “Thug Life” Sweater
One of our favorite things on drunkMall is the Tupac “Thug Life” sweatpants, so we were super excited to learn that there was a matching sweatshirt! It’s too bad we don’t have a way to contact everyone who got the sweatpants…