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Nickelodeon Plush Dolls

Nickelodeon Plush Dolls

RIP to all the kids who didn't grow up with a favorite Nickelodeon cartoon. That's sad for you but the rest of us were pretty much best friends with animated characters. Like, if any of our favorite Nickelodeon cartoons came…

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90s Cartoons Tee

90s Cartoons Tee

They got a few good cartoons these days. Maybe even more than a few but if you stack up what they're putting out today against the cartoon shows 90s kids had to choose from - it's no contest! Honestly, most…

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Totally Rad TMNT Stuff

EXCLUSIVE: Totally Rad TMNT Stuff

Brush off your Surfer Slang Thesaurus because it's Turtle Time, baby! drunkMall's legal team has advised us to point out that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is well within the realm of interest for adults of legal drinking age and therefore drunk…

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Artie (from Pete and Pete) lapel pin

Artie (from Pete and Pete) lapel pin

Anyone who watched Pete & Pete when they were a kid knows exactly who this guy is - it's Artie, The Strongest Man in the World! Pete & Pete was a seriously weird show. Go back and watch some clips…

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