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For Sriracha Lovers Only

EXCLUSIVE: For Sriracha Lovers Only

Condiments are like a life insurance policy on any meal. Whether you effed up another cooking attempt at home or just paid too many dollars for a lackluster burger, chances are good that there's a bottle of something or other…

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Revolver Herb Grinder

Revolver Herb Grinder

Ya gotta have a good grinder, man! We're essentially in a golden age for potheads. The spreading legalization of that sweet leaf has resulted not only in a spectacular rise in the quality of paraphernalia but also the potency of…

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LED Bubble Gun

LED Bubble Gun

Are you so tired of blowing your own bubbles???? You're in luck! Because probably some time like 30 years ago but we don't know because we weren't paying attention - some person came up with the idea for a gun that blows…

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Pulp Fiction-Inspired Garden Gnome

Pulp Fiction-Inspired Garden Gnome

The garden just got real, motherfuckers! Here we have the "Say What Again" Garden Gnome, which is heavily influenced by the character of Jules from Pulp Fiction. Note that we're not saying this gnome is supposed to actually be Jules.…

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Fathers Day Gift Guide 2016

EXCLUSIVE: Fathers Day Gift Guide 2016

It can be difficult to shop for fathers. The last thing they want is another tie. Yeah, dads love dumb jokes but you'd rather get them something they'll actually like or use than another novelty gift that's only good for…

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Salt Shooting Bug Gun

Salt Shooting Bug Gun

Now this is the kind of pest control ingenuity we like to see in America! Why use a flyswatter to take down pesky houseflies when you can smoke 'em with a handgun?! That's a question the makers of Bug-A-Salt answered when…

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Bullet Casing Push Pins

Bullet Casing Push Pins

Like a bullet to the brain. That's what it feels like when a forgotten thought comes rocketing back from the abyss after it's too late. Get yourself a corkboard and use these bullet casing push pins to tack up those…

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Guns o' Fun

EXCLUSIVE: Guns o’ Fun

It's Memorial Day Weekend here in America. That means none of us have to work on Monday and this weekend will be full of backyard cookouts, campfire hangs, a whole lot of boozy parties and guns! Wait... Booze and guns?!…

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Bottle Opener and Cap Launcher

Bottle Opener and Cap Launcher

Tired of wasting so much energy using your own arm muscles to throw beer bottle caps in the trash?! Well forget that noise because this bottle opener also serves as a bottlecap launcher! Slide back the "hammer," open your bottle…

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Real Bullet Shot Glass

Real Bullet Shot Glass

It's called a SHOT glass for a reason, folks! Toss back a slug of the hard stuff with a bit more firing power, drinking from a shot glass with a real bullet embedded in the side. Handmade in the USA by BenShot,…

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Condiment Guns

Condiment Guns

Do ya feel hungry, punk? The Condiment Gun is one weapon you'll be happy to allow at family gatherings. Teach your family to show proper respect for condiments and everything will be just fine. Ketchup and mustard can be your…

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The Pocket Shot slingshot

The Pocket Shot

It's not like there was anything wrong with the way slingshots have been designed since forever. They're slingshots. They've been helping target shooters and juvenile delinquents achieve their goals for decades and doing it well. One area where slingshots fail is…

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