Bomb Pop Socks
These are now officially the coolest socks in the world. You might have some real cool socks hiding out in your sock drawer but how can you get any cooler than bomb popsicles? Bomb popsicles are a staple of every…
Wake Up Mug
Caffeine is a hell of a drug. But also, life is Hell without caffeine. So embrace the daily cycle of withdrawal and fixing that comes with any addiction worth the price of admission! Yeah, you'll wake up every day feeling…
Sriracha Gumballs
Holy hot gumballs, Batman! Proving yet again that sriracha is closer to a literal religion than it is to an ordinary hot sauce, here we have gumballs packing the immediately recognizable flavor of everyone's favorite red chile sauce. The packaging is…
Patrick Shorts
Hit up the spot dressed like a fan favorite from Bikini Bottom, Patrick Star! That dumbass starfish is always sporting these shorts when getting into trouble with his best friend Spongebob Squarepants. Now you can wear the shorts too! If you had…
Assorted Beer Candies
Assorted hard candies inspired by a variety of craft beers. Uh, yes please! It's almost as if you get a little older and the candy makers of the world stop making candy just for you. You can still buy the…
Cannonball Beer Growlers
Great balls of beer! Don't go looking around for a cannon to load - this ain't that kind of party. They might look like cannonballs but it's a different ammo hiding in these spheres - beer! With the standard growler…
Underwater Sea Scooter
Epic underwater adventures await! Snorkel and scuba dives are amazing. It's literally a visit to another world, full of strange and beautiful creatures that might as well be aliens for how different their environment is from yours. About that environment,…
EXCLUSIVE: Super Shower Shop
For a lot of people taking a shower is the best part of their day. Whether you like the water steaming hot or as cold as it will go, stepping out of a shower so fresh and so clean - it's a…
Brain Candle
Calling all wannabe evil scientists! drunkMall can't make you any smarter so you're on your own with the science stuff but you know how the bad guy in the movie or cartoon always has a laboratory with shelves full of…
Scale Model Planets
Gain a different perspective with scale models of some celestial bodies! Little Planet Factory does exactly what you'd expect from a company with that name: churn out top-quality replicas from our solar system, only smaller. The largest globe currently available…
Magnetic Bottle Cap Target
Target practice makes perfect! If you ever find yourself in a combat situation armed only with bottle caps, you'll be glad you purchased this item. It's just a target, sure. But it's a magnetic target, so you can multitask while…