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Rearview Mirror Wristband

Rearview Mirror Wristband

Most bicycles do not come with rearview mirrors. That's dumb. And dangerous. And dumb. But you can take matters into your own hands! Or wrists, to be more precise... This wristband is the ultimate cyclist accessory. When you're on the…

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Complete Far Side Collection

Complete Far Side Collection

The Far Side is essentially the exact opposite of The Family Circus. While both comics generally use a single panel format instead of the typical multi-paneled "strip" of most newspaper comics, one of them is the worst piece of unfunny…

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90s Cup Design High Tops

90s Cup Design High Tops

If this design doesn't automatically call to mind memories you thought you forgot of filling up your soda cup with a hit from every beverage dispenser in the machine, sorry about your shitty childhood... Commonly known as the "jazz cup" design,…

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Puzzled to Death

MEGAPOST: Puzzled to Death

Few things in life are as satisfying as completing a puzzle. It's just you and your wits versus whatever damned infernal contraption has been set before you. Challenging? You bet. But if every puzzle was as easy as the first…

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Pipe Coffee Mug

Pipe Coffee Mug

Maybe the thing your morning routine is missing is more drugs. Sure, you're already slamming home cups of coffee plus whatever pills you were totally legally prescribed by a real actual doctor who isn't your drug dealer. Sure. But still,…

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Pizza Crew Socks

Pizza Crew Socks

Pizza Crew Socks are here! They mean "crew" like the style of sock but guess what? If you and a bunch of your friends want to all get pairs of these socks, wear them on the same day to go out…

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Giant Snakes and Ladders

Giant Snakes and Ladders

Snakes and Ladders is back and it's bigger than ever! Did you know there's a Snakes and Ladders drinking game? There sure is and it's super easy to play! (Good thing, too, because it gets you trashed and there's nothing…

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Floppy Disk Coasters

Floppy Disk Coasters

Nerd party! Probably a lot of you have no idea what you're looking at right now. Well they're coasters. But these coasters look exactly like floppy disks, which were a thing that people used to use when they needed to…

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Putting Billiards Game

Putting Billiards Game

Can't decide whether to practice your short game or your stick game? Now you don't have to decide because you can do both at once! Play pool while golf! Putt like you're running a pool table! Okay, chill on the…

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Suicidal Tendencies Flip-Up Snapback

Suicidal Tendencies Flip-Up Snapback

Ironic depression is trendier right now than maybe at any other point in recorded history. So we figure it's time for Suicidal Tendencies merch to make a comeback! This ST flip-up snapback is also right in line with current fashion.…

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Kwik-E-Mart Lego Set

Kwik-E-Mart Lego Set

Build your own little piece of Springfield! Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's Kwik-E-Mart is here in LEGO kit form for you to recreate a fan favorite location from The Simpsons! The Kwik-E-Mart LEGO kit comes with over 2000 individual pieces, so this is not…

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Bomb Pop Socks

Bomb Pop Socks

These are now officially the coolest socks in the world. You might have some real cool socks hiding out in your sock drawer but how can you get any cooler than bomb popsicles? Bomb popsicles are a staple of every…

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