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NES Controller Notebook

NES Controller Notebook

Here's a cheat code for life: own a notebook. Studies have shown that physically writing something down (rather than typing it) leads to people being more likely to remember what was written down and being quicker to locate the specific note in question if a refresher…

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Puzzled to Death

MEGAPOST: Puzzled to Death

Few things in life are as satisfying as completing a puzzle. It's just you and your wits versus whatever damned infernal contraption has been set before you. Challenging? You bet. But if every puzzle was as easy as the first…

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Real Pong Table

Real Pong Table

This is possibly the coolest item that has ever been posted to this website. It's basically a combination of old-school Pong and an air hockey table. If that doesn't have you ready to buy it already then allow us to…

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Mobile Projector

Mobile Projector

Walking around with a big screen TV in your pocket ain't no big deal, kids - this is 2017! The Cube is a mere 2 inches on every side, yet it projects up to 120 inches of display! That's a…

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Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016

EXCLUSIVE: Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016

This is the main event, people! 2016 was the first full year that drunkMall was in operation. (Of course, that didn't stop us from doing a Top Ten Drunk Buys of 2015, based on only a few months of info.)…

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Pac-Man's Mini Arcade

Pac-Man’s Mini Arcade

12 legendary video games taken from the arcade and crammed into a Pac-Man joystick box for playing at home! The pixelated Pac-Man housing looks so cool, this is one gaming "system" that's worth leaving on display even when not in…

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Atari Flashback Gaming System

Atari Flashback Gaming System

The Atari Flashback is a trip back in time to the late 70s, when 8-bit graphics were enough to blow everyone's mind and gaming was in a post-Pong golden age! That Atari 2600 machine was all any kid wanted to…

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Living the Dream Shower Curtain

Living the Dream Shower Curtain

Get your mind right every morning with a reminder of that good life! Maybe you're already living it, maybe not. But if you think about what it takes to really be happy, well, it ain't much. Good food, good fun,…

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The Simpsons Shopping Spree

EXCLUSIVE: The Simpsons Shopping Spree

On Sunday night, The Simpsons will air its 600th episode. It's been the "Longest Running" in several categories of television for years now, so it's kind of like when an Olympic gold medallist keeps winning gold medals. Like, yeah, that's…

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NES Cartridge-Style Harmonica

NES Cartridge-Style Harmonica

It's boring to go alone! Take this. This amazing harmonica hidden inside what appears to be a classic Nintendo video game cartridge! "But, drunkMall, why?" you ask... Well, maybe you forgot or maybe you're so unfortunate as to never have…

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Super Mario Bros. Monopoly

Super Mario Bros. Monopoly

People either seem to love playing Monopoly or hate playing Monopoly. There doesn't seem to be much middle ground in there, not a lot of people who think Monopoly is "just okay." That's possibly because it's based around being a…

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Super Mario Trucker Hat

Super Mario Trucker Hat

This trucker hat is hotter than the fireballs Mario spits after picking up a fire flower! Super Mario Bros. level 1-1 is possibly the most widely recognized video game stage in history. Most of us have played it ourselves and…

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