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Glamping for Social Media 101

OUTDOORS: Glamping for Social Media 101!

Everyone who likes camping already knows how to camp. This one is for everyone who is very much not in the "camping demographic" but understands that variety is the spice of a highly produced public persona used on social media…

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Super Loud Pocket Alarm

Super Loud Pocket Alarm

If you can't immediately think of 10 reasons why you need to own a pocket-sized device capable of creating blasts of noise over 100 decibels in volume... Well, your inner child needs to be let out to play. First, obviously,…

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Pregnancy Tests

Pregnancy Tests

At some point in most sexual careers, a pregnancy scare is will happen. Now, there are two types of pregnancy scare and the only difference between them is how many of the two people in the room are scared. (If you…

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Pepper Spray Blaster

Pepper Spray Blaster

Deliver up to two shots of exceedingly powerful pepper spray with this blaster gun! Fitted with front and rear sights to improve accuracy over a cylindrical sprayer, the PepperBlaster is capable of sending a blast thirteen feet in just 1/10 of a…

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Snowball Maker and Launcher

Snowball Maker and Launcher

  It's great to be alive in a time where people won't rest until every single activity has a specific tool designed to make it faster and more efficient. Making snowballs by hand is for peasants, man! Get one of…

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Fake Television

Fake Television

Right now you might be thinking, “That’s a pretty bad fake TV. It doesn’t look anything like a television!” True, true… But it’s not a fake tv set for a photoshoot or anything like that. This gadget is supposed to make…

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Cut Resistant Kitchen Gloves

Cut Resistant Kitchen Gloves

Paging, Hannah Hart! Anyone who likes to have a couple drinks while preparing dinner needs to know about these gloves. Using a mandolin can be scary even for totally sober, experienced chefs. Throw an overconfident amateur with a buzz on…

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F*ck Feelings book

F*ck Feelings book

YEEEEEESSSS Finally, someone had the nerve to stop tiptoeing around, sprinkling self-help adages everywhere. This is what’s up: how many times have you made a terrible decision because of some type of way you felt? Yeah, you know why? Feelings…

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Professional Quality Police Handcuffs

Professional Quality Police Handcuffs

We definitely aren’t lawyers or anything but we’re pretty sure you can legally use these handcuffs on another person as long as you have their permission… Just be sure you know where the key is at all times because if…

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Horror Movie Survival Guide

Horror Movie Survival Guide

Let’s get one thing straight: this is a cool idea for a book and it’s no doubt very educating and entertaining and full of meta humor. That being said, reading this book is by no means a license to talk…

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Wild Cat Self Defense Keychain

Wild Cat Self Defense Keychain

Always be prepared to handle your business with “The Cat” Self Defense keychain. Made from strong and durable polymer, this is one tough kitty! Available in Pink, Black and Purple, the cute cat design will look less menacing in social situations…

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Brass Knuckles Mug

Brass Knuckles Mug

You could use this mug for tea, too, but the brass knuckles grip will probably attract people who need something that packs a stronger punch! Start your day with a fistful of caffeine. Share this post!

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