You may be thinking, "But, drunkMall, it's nowhere near Christmas! Nobody wants to buy candy canes in the middle of May!" Oh, yeah? Well, news flash, suckers - these aren't your average candy canes! Anyone with adventurous tastebuds knows all…
Want to feel old? Dickbutt has now been a thing for ten years. Don't know who or what a dickbutt is? Well, first of all, we have no idea how you found this (or any other) website. Congratulations on your…
No, the guys from Jackass aren't auctioning off their used clothing. These are Goosh pants, the sweats designed to look like someone had a little too much fun - or too much iced coffee and bean burritos! You might be…
Werewolf movies are all about the monster and the transformation scene. You can mess up a little bit anywhere else in the flick but if you drop the ball there, you've got a stinker on your hands. Which is why…
The Avengers movies are pretty good. They have Robert Downey Jr. in them, which right away is a lot more than most movies have going for them! Tom Hiddleston's performance as Loki is, again, pretty good. But The Avengers' Loki…
April Fool's is DONE, son! Finally, the real professionals of pranking can get back to our regularly scheduled program of pulling the rug out from others on the 364 days a year they aren't expecting it. It's so much sweeter!…
Oh, Japan. What will they think of next. Has anyone else seen this insane Godzilla toy? You'd think it would be illegal to give a lung-powered flamethrower to children but, as it says right on the packaging, there are apparently…
Ladybugs! There are 100% legit reasons why someone would want to order over a thousand ladybugs. If you have a home garden (or a home "garden") then ladybugs are actually predators that will eat all sorts of other critters that…
Is that a horse in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? For all those dire situations when horse sound effects are needed right then and there, it's Emergency Horse - the pocket-sized handheld device capable of…
A fun game to play is where you "accidentally" let one of your friends see progressively stranger things in your house or office or car or wherever. It's only really fun if you can keep a straight face, act like…
Deliver up to two shots of exceedingly powerful pepper spray with this blaster gun! Fitted with front and rear sights to improve accuracy over a cylindrical sprayer, the PepperBlaster is capable of sending a blast thirteen feet in just 1/10 of a…
Take the guesswork and creativity out of insulting strangers with rude notes by letting a pre-composed card do the talking for you! For the record, drunkMall believes in dealing with minor disagreements in person, calmly and rationally, but we're way,…