Tiny Marshall Amp
Not everyone's living in a "teenager from a 80s movie" house situation. We've got fully grown adults out here living in an entire residence that could fit in the bedroom of half the kids from 80s movies. A 4x12 Marshall…
Suicidal Tendencies Flip-Up Snapback
Ironic depression is trendier right now than maybe at any other point in recorded history. So we figure it's time for Suicidal Tendencies merch to make a comeback! This ST flip-up snapback is also right in line with current fashion.…
EXCLUSIVE: Scottish Appreciation Day
It's a rare bird that doesn't love a bit of Scotland, whether you know it or not. With St. Patrick's Day coming up, the entire drinking world will soon be singing the praises of children of Ireland (if not claiming…
EXCLUSIVE: Greatest Hits of The Hype Machine
If you aren't aware that Frank Ocean (kinda) released his ridiculously hyped new album over this weekend, you probably don't need a website called drunkMall to tell you that you're out of touch with what's going on in the world today. But for…
Heavy Metal Activity Book
Bust out the blood red crayons because this is the coloring book to kick the shit out of all other coloring books! Fun for ages 8 all the way up to you geezers with one foot in the grave, it's…
Hall & Oates Heavy Metal Snapback
Hall & Oates are so metal. Like, you don't even know how metal Hall & Oates are. Because heavy metal, for the most part, is a genre built on precision. Take those first three Metallica albums, for example. (Yes, the…
Tickets to Warped Tour 2016
Warped Tour! Two little words that mean many different things to many different people... Most importantly, Warped Tour is an all-ages concert festival. If it's been a while since you were under 18, it's possible that you've forgotten how miserable it…
Heavy Metal Emoji Keyboard
Praise Odin! Someone has finally given metalheads a seat at the emoji table by creating this third-party iOS keyboard with over 175 brand-new emojis. You've got longhaired hessian characters, whiskey bottles, middle fingers, bloody swords. Shit, they even gave you…
Black Metal Thank You Cards
Saying thank you with a face full of corpse paint is not metal. It's not as if black metal fans are rude, necessarily. Yeah, we've seen a few goat beheadings here and couple church burnings there but that's not, like, representative…
Thrash Metal Black Cat shirt
Cats are metal. This is known. You may remember this from such classic moments in cat t-shirt memory as the time drunkMall posted the My Cat Listens to Metal muscle tee. There is no known animal that is as metal…
I Love Sludge Metal shirt
It kinda sucks that Eyehategod is one of the first bands mentioned on Wikipedia's sludge metal entry because we were going to talk about them to establish cred with the genre police... now it could look like we're full of shit…
Guns n’ Roses Sweater
G n’ R is back, baby! For the record, this is not an ironic or “ugly” sweater. It is a spectacular sweater and anyone should be proud to own it, especially since the band is performing again. We’re not really…