EXCLUSIVE: Super Shower Shop
For a lot of people taking a shower is the best part of their day. Whether you like the water steaming hot or as cold as it will go, stepping out of a shower so fresh and so clean - it's a…
Flowerchild Dress
May nothing but chill luck and mellow vibes come your way! The floral pattern of this dress is cute enough to make you remember that you can be a flowerchild and still crash an Instagram server or two with a…
Lemon Cooler Bag
Keep everything so, so chill with a brand new cooler bag! Lugging a big cooler around almost never works as an accessory to a cute outfit. Music festivals and river floats, you're gonna need a big fucking cooler, of course.…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
It's a good thing Kim Kardashian's ass never did break the Internet because if that had happened then you'd probably never find out about this pool float. That's right. Like a fame groupie's dream come to life, you can now…
FUCK Ball Cap
Hey, fuckhead. Need a new hat? Dad Fashions are in, 2017. The daddier something is, the doper it is. The sooner you accept that, the easier it'll be for you to get with the program. This VERY FASHIONABLE cap is…
Slutty Cereals
Start off your day the freaky way with some kinked out breakfast cereal! It's not an ad agency mockup. It's not a joke. These cereals are the real deal, available for purchase and enjoyment right now! Unless you grew up…
Dick Pillows
Stiff neck? Maybe you should prop your head up with a nice cock pillow. Maybe it's been too long since you had an erect one in your life, you know? That's just one of many excellent reasons to purchase a…
Bear Bikini Top
Good news, baby bear cubs! Maybe the cutest top ever is right here, available to order - at least, while supplies last. (The medium size is already sold out.) The obvious selling point here is the adorable bears on the…
Old School Mickey Mouse Shirt
Everyone should own a Mickey Mouse t-shirt at some point in their lives. And that point in life was about 30 years ago, right in the middle of the 1980s. Or whenever you were a small child, if any "olds"…
EXCLUSIVE: Return to Twin Peaks
Welcome back to Twin Peaks, everybody! It gives us unparalleled pleasure to bring this gift guide to you. drunkMall would have eventually written a big post all about Twin Peaks products because season one is literally the best season of…
Beavis and Butthead Doc Martens
Listen up, buttmunchers! These special edition Beavis and Butthead Doc Martens are the real deal. Black and blue leather, treaded soles and yellow stitching complement the kickass cartoon graphics of '90s anti-heroes Beavis and Butthead getting metal as hell in London!…
Cat Pillows
Snuggle up with some very realistic looking cat pillows! Cat snuggles are literally the best snuggles on the planet. That's because if you're snuggling with a cat then you know that cat wants to be snuggling with you. Not like…