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HALLOWEEN 2017: Costume Ideas

Let's get something straight, October 1st is the first day of Halloween Month. Okay? Planning one costume to wear one time to one party and then waiting a whole year to do it again, that's no way to go through…

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Bloody Eyeballs

Bloody Eyeballs

It's never too early to prepare for Halloween. Also, it's never too late to develop a full scale, year-round fascination with gross, scary things. You'd be amazed at the kind of things you can buy in this world. There's probably…

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Shark Attack Shaker Set

Shark Attack Shaker Set

Get hyped for Shark Week 2017, y'all! This year is gonna be about as wild as it's ever been, as far as we can tell. If you aren't aware, the greatest Olympian of all time (so, practically the best human)…

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Bloody Sweater

Bloody Sweater

Now that's a bloody neat sweater! Or a neat bloody sweater, as it were... Printing on fabric has come a long way in the past few years. If someone had tried to make a sweater like this in The '90s,…

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Zombiepocalypse

EXCLUSIVE: Zombiepocalypse

If you're reading this then the zombie apocalypse hasn't happened. Yet. But ask anyone who's seen, like, a single news headline from the year 2016 how possible it is for a zombiepocalypse to go down and they'll probably tell you…

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Killer Halloween Costumes

EXCLUSIVE: Killer Halloween Costumes

This ain't the year to dress up as a clown for Halloween, okay? Grabbing a cheap makeup kit and making yourself look like busted ass ICP fan might have been good enough to get you in to the costume party…

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Murder Shoes

Murder Shoes

Oh, these shoes are deadly! You'll be killing it all night in this pair of white dress shoes that look like they caught some serious blood splatter. Recommended for fans of Dexter, American Psycho, Hannibal... You know, pretty much any…

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Bloody Bats Decal Clock

Bloody Bats Decal Clock

What if you could stop there even though it is Bat Country? Get that magical feeling of releasing a horde of bats every time you glance at the clock. (You know, the "release the bats" feeling? You don't? Oh, you gotta have the feeling!…

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Energy Drink Blood Drip

Energy Drink Blood Drip

Let's talk about HANGOVERS! Holy Hell... The day after a real barnburner is so punishing and it just gets worse and worse the older you get. Everyone has their favorite hangover cure - the official drunkMall remedy is spicy food…

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Make Em Cry tote bag

Make Em Cry tote bag

Opposites attract! No matter how savage a person is, there will always be another person who falls head over heels for 'em. We've all seen it - that's just the way it is! "Treat 'em mean, make 'em cry," is a…

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Bloody Sunglasses

Bloody Sunglasses

You'll look bloody fabulous in these shades! With a classic wayfarer frame and a cartoonish bloody print, these are some of the most unique and fun sunglasses around. Wayfarers are back in a big way right now, if you haven't…

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Bloody Key Hanger

Bloody Key Hanger

There are days when a lot of blood gets left on the field. Get your mind right every morning by grabbing your keys off of a bloody hook! Or maybe you just really like that elevator scene in The Shining. Or…

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