GIFT GUIDE: Father’s Day 2017
It's that time of year again and the last thing your dad wants for Father's Day is another necktie. Honestly, the best gift most of you could give your father would be to move out of the basement or start…
Giant Inflatable Paddle Board
Hit the waves with several of your friends on a massive inflatable paddle board! With a weight limit of up to 1550 pounds (that's nearly one ton), you could literally send a small family off to cruise the surf in…
Coloring Necktie
Here's a tie that gives you (or the person you buy it for) something new to do at work when you're bored of pretending to be working. Stop wasting paper with your doodling and get a set of markers because this…
Squirt Guns with Umbrella Shields
Beat the heat with a new way to have a water gun fight! These squirt guns have extra long barrels with an umbrella on the end to serve as a shield. It's like a cartoon clown fantasy come to life, or…
GIFT GUIDE: Bag It Up!
You ever think about how many different types of bags there are in the world? Well you're about to because that's what we decided to do this week - scour the Internet for all the different kinds of notable bags…
VR Exercise Bike Games
Here it is, kids. The inevitable future Black Mirror prophesied for us all has arrived. Doesn't look like much, does it? Well, that's because everything happens inside that little headset dude is wearing in the photo. It's better in that…
They Will Never Find Your Body Gift Card
It's always so difficult to find that perfect gift card for that special someone. A card that says both "I really like you" but also "there's a small chance that I'll murder you if this whole thing doesn't work out."…
Hammock Pool Floats
Hammocks in water are so much better than hammocks on land. Look, if you enjoy more than, say, 13 alcoholic beverages on an average day then a hammock strung up between two trees or whatever is not your friend. You…
Cocktastic Coloring Book
An instant classic of the adult genre of adult coloring books: it's Cocktastic! Boasting "artistic willies" to help you maintain "extreme mindfulness," you can beautify these phalluses with crayons or colored pencils or smashed makeup mixed with your own saliva -…
Fortune Teller Pen
It's basically a scientific fact that making your own decisions is the worst. 90% of what sucks about being an adult is having to make all your own decisions. Like, when was the last time someone came up to you…
Extremely Offensive Party Game
This is the worst game ever made. Hey, calm down. We're not saying that. The manufacturer of the game says it! Wow... Can't believe you were gonna be a bitch like that and go try to tell on us. Maybe…
MEGAPOST: Puzzled to Death
Few things in life are as satisfying as completing a puzzle. It's just you and your wits versus whatever damned infernal contraption has been set before you. Challenging? You bet. But if every puzzle was as easy as the first…