Today's S.A.D. product may be a little controversial but drunkMall never shies away from controversy! (We're still prepared to fight you in a cage James Franco.) Some people believe that a strong individual should be able to work towards their own…
High-heeled scuba flippers are all the rage in Belgium right now. It seems like learning to walk in them would be pretty awkward but once you get it down the benefits are obvious. Today’s couples don’t want to do the…
Drawing on your passed out friends with a permanent marker is sooooo thirty years ago... Honestly, Temporary Dick tattoos would be so 20 years ago if someone had thought of them at the time. But that was a different era.…
Ever wanted to know what it’s like to have $10,000 in cash? Now you can(not)! Light cigars with (not real) $100 bills! Throw thousands of (not) dollars on top of a bed and get frisky with a loved one! For…
Huevos rancheros is perhaps the greatest breakfast meal ever. Like, it’s 3:30am as this post is being written and it will be a miracle if we get through it without going to the kitchen and whipping up some huevos rancheros.…
This might get confusing. Ok, so you know how sometimes you’ll tell a joke and everyone laughs, except you were totally serious? Not even joking a little bit? This coffee is like that because it really is shitty coffee. But.…
We don’t normally like any of the “Send _____ to ____ !!!” products but the thing about this is that we really, really, really like the song “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley. Really. It’s great that Rick Rolling became…
Listen, there is an almost 0% chance that you need to buy this product. We highly recommend that you do not, in fact. In 2013, the Carolina Reaper held the Guinness World Record for heat, peaking at 2.2 million Scoville…
These cookies are kind of like “bedroom coupons” with an element of surprise (and open-mindedness) because you won’t know what the fortune says until it gets opened. For bonus points, make dinner plans at a (nice) Chinese place and arrange beforehand…
Getting cards with presents always seems kind of lame. Like, if the gift was cool, it really wouldn’t need a card, would it? The exception being these cards, which take the trite phrases found on most notecards and insert some…
He throws on his troll face hoodie and heads to the local sports bar. When he arrives, he grabs a stool at the bar and orders a beer. He’s not here for any particular reason. Just to sit. And to…
Whether filming a zany new Vine or just (safely) prankin’ the pants off of a friend, breakaway bottles give a great special effect. Obviously these are still dangerous and you shouldn’t under any circumstances treat them like they won’t cause…