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Pinata Clock

Pinata Clock

The clock for when you'd hit it anytime of day or night, 24/7! How you know this clock is really about that life is that it doesn't even have any numbers on it. Just a (honestly kinda weird looking) pinata…

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Stress Relief Smacking Sack

Stress Relief Smacking Sack

Hopefully you've never smacked somebody in the sack before. It's a very very extremely not nice thing to do to a person. Sometimes people do deserve it but, again, hopefully you've not been in such a situation. That being said...…

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T. Rex Pinata

T. Rex Pinata

Ever want to shove a bunch of candy up the backside of a ferocious dinosaur and then beat it with a stick? Of course you have! Who wouldn't want to do that? You know, there's probably a person whose entire…

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Penis Pinata

Penis Pinata

Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, it might be full of candy but the only way to find out is to hit it over and over with a stick. Life is also a lot like a bachelorette…

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Donald Trump Pinata

Donald Trump Pinata

Everyone who wants to take a swing get in line! Okay, whoa… We didn’t know there would be so many of you. Wow. Geez, um, okay we’re gonna have to do this like the DMV. Take a number and go…

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