The official shirt of everyone who knows the specific consequences of their chosen behavior and knows they’re going to behave that way regardless!
Listen, you can scroll this entire website if you’re late to the party and you don’t believe it but we don’t post a lot of “funny text” t-shirts around here. You can go to the mall for that shit.
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So we’re vouching for this shirt. It’s the real thing. This is that shirt you put on when you know that tomorrow is gonna be rough because of everything you’re doing tonight!