Get these three words into your head: haters gonna hate!
No matter who you are, no matter what you do or how low profile you try to be about it, there will eventually be a hater that crosses your path.
If it hasn’t happened to you yet, give it a minute because the hater is on their way to colliding with your life. They’re probably just held up by leaving a string of cancerous YouTube comments before hitting up the bathrooms in their town where they haven’t left hateful graffiti yet.
This patch is to remind you that it’s not you, it’s them.
Shit, drunkMall deals with haters on a near daily basis. You’d be amazed at how seriously people are taking life out here, let alone a website that’s clearly supposed to be (and is) hilarious…