Listen, we know you’re not like everyone else.
Nobody taught you how to live your life. Oh, sure, they tried.
But there wasn’t a class in school to teach you how to find excellent websites for making drunk online purchases, right?
Yet here you are, baby!
drunkMall is a site for loners, Dottie – rebels. The people who comment on crazy-ass Facebook posts knowing full well that damn algorithm is gonna show your social media activity to all your friends. The ones who’ll double tap that booty shot on a deep dive Instagram lurk at 2am.
We’ll come right out and say it: drunkMall is for all the black sheep out there.
It’s black on black with a little faded white background on the patch.