Siren Head and Camera Head Figures
If there is any sort of context for these, or if they're a reference to some Japanese pop culture or TV show or something, we have no idea. These dudes just showed up in our "Items you may like based…
Unicorn Wine Bottle Holder
Unicorns are magical. Wine is magical. Coincidence? Hardly. Everyone knows that unicorns love to drink wine. They can't get enough of it, in fact. It takes the edge off when people are always trying to hunt them down to harvest…
Pulp Fiction Talking Jules Figure
This is one foul-mouthed doll - it’s great! Not only does the Jules figure spout off 11 expletive-riddled Pulp Fiction quotes but he comes with all the accessories: a gun, the mysterious briefcase, his gold bracelet and a wallet. You…
Miniature Tyrion Lannister bust
If Tyrion Lannister ever dies in the Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones Universe, we swear by the Old Gods and the New, on the blue eyes of Macumber, we will burn everything to the ground with wildfire, starting…
Skeleton Pirate Bottle Holder
Man, that skeleton pirate knows how to party… While he’s happiest with wine and spiced rum, Skully here can hold most normally shaped bottles of booze, which is good because keeping a bottle around long enough for a bottle holder…
Bacon Piggy Bank
Have you ever heard the phrase “saved your bacon”? That actually comes from the very first piggy banks, which were literally made out of bacon. Nah, we just made that bullshit up. But this is a piggy bank that looks like bacon.…
Super-Sized Teddy Bear
You used to have to drop $500 on some carnival racket before you could go home with a giant stuffed animal this size. A great big teddy bear makes a good cuddle companion on binge-watching days at home. In the…
“A Christmas Story” Leg Lamp
These things sell like crazy every December, for obvious reasons. The movie’s hilarious and inescapable. It’s only a matter of time until Ralphie’s dad’s enthusiasm about this ridiculous lamp becomes contagious and people think, “Hey, I bet I can really buy…
Emoji Pillow and Poop Pillow
We’re throwing this post on the site just for our new friends in Australia, Lewis & Lowe. They found drunkMall, talked about us on their radio show, wrote a song about drunkMall (!!!) and sent us hundreds of new visitors.…
Sumo Wrestler End Table
Hey, we don’t really know anything about sumo wrestling and we’re not going to try to fake it. But that doesn’t mean we can’t recognize classy furniture when we see it, which is exactly why this table is in our…
Drunk Christmas Teddy Bear
Teddy Booze makes drunk teddy bears which are pretty adorable and remind us of every fat, drunk uncle we’ve ever seen at a family gathering! The line of Christmas bears come with colored Santa hats and a matching mini beer…
“Honest Boy” Pencil Sharpener
We’re still figuring out the rules on what we can and can’t say about the items on drunkMall. This particular pencil sharper places pleasant memories of poignant pillars of prepubescant pop culture puppe- Oh, maybe shouldn’t say that one word…